Session Logs» Session 2012-06-03

Assault on Nightscree, pt. 2


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                  DM: Though I can't put my finger on it
             Nikolai: .
             Nikolai: ah, there we go
             Nikolai: Ok I am here
                  DM: ok
                  DM: Jay is finishing cooking dinner and
             Nikolai: And Sandy there you have some minis
                  DM: Adam is ...?
                  DM: Thanks
            Albrecht: adam is in the kitchen
                  DM: Aha
                  DM: Ok
            Albrecht: he's techanically here though
                  DM: So, anyone need a synopsis?
                  DM: Speak now if yes
             Nikolai: though honestly
             Nikolai: what do you think of this for Zoya:
http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasyTactics/Jobs/Knight/Knight3F-SW.gif
                  DM: ehhh
        boris_dinner: did that happen at some point?
        boris_dinner: bagel call
                  DM: Haha
                  DM: you missed the bagels yes
                  DM: It's ok
                  DM: We saved you some
        boris_dinner: whew
                  DM: Alright, well, I take it everyone recalls what is up
                  DM: So let me just quickly summarize the battle status, and please proceed to
http://hugin.nfshost.com/hugin/?instance=beyond_ragnarok
             Nikolai: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/294821/Sprites/Dragoon1F-SW.png    
             Nikolai: ?
                  DM: (also nah)
             Nikolai: ok
                  DM: Of the four deathbringers you encountered in the throne room of Nightscree,
you
                  DM: have destroyed two!
                  DM: Remember, there are about six, give or take one, in the whole city
                  DM: You're also currently under assault from spellstitched ghouls, hiding in arrow
slits near the hall's ceiling
                  DM: They have just blasted you with vile-damage-enhanced fireballs
                  DM: Meanwhile, as the battle rages, you hear (and, via Nikolai's Status-link,
sense) your allies coming down the hall
             Nikolai: ... fuck I didn't save my sheet
                  DM: Init order is as follows:
             DM\Gaia: Sven 29
             DM\Gaia: Devourers 22
             DM\Gaia: Taras 19
             DM\Gaia: Ghouls 17
             DM\Gaia: Nikolai 17
             DM\Gaia: Boris 15
             DM\Gaia: Albrecht 12
             DM\Gaia: We begin at the bottom of init, when the following happens...
            Albrecht: devourers?
                  DM: ?
             Nikolai: deathbringers?
            Albrecht: sounds like the wrong wrord
             Nikolai: yeah
                  DM: What did I say?
                  DM: Deathbringers    
             Nikolai: Devourers.
             Nikolai: read your own init list.
                  DM: whoops
                  DM: Yes that should be Deathbringers
                  DM: Anyways.
                  DM: The yelling which you have heard from the corridor gets closer
                  DM: And
        boris_dinner: ah yes, we were raiding goblins...
              Nestor: runs into the throne hall
                  DM: Closely followed by
                Zoya: There's incoming!
                  DM: Denis and Miroslav follow close on their heels
             Nikolai: :|    
             Nikolai: you guys.
                  DM: You note that Zoya is wielding the Light of Alexandria, and her chainsaw-sword
is nowhere to be found
        boris_dinner: challenge 2 - this is a hands on dinner :/
             Nikolai: eat it really fast
                  DM: (it's ok, your init is not first)
             Nikolai: before your init
            Albrecht: also let me see if i can find my notes on what happened to Boris
              Nestor: We will soon be joined by incorporeal foes!
             Nikolai: he used some time sotp
            Albrecht: Boris has 169 hp and 130 hp of stoneskin, and I've used the extra action
             Nikolai: right, that
        boris_dinner: notes
                  DM: Aaaand
                  DM: Sven you're up.
        boris_dinner: -ed*
             Nikolai: ugh they are going to get off another volley of fireballs
                Sven: fucking incorporeal
             Nikolai: not cool
            Albrecht: unless sven can stop them
            Albrecht: does he have a wall of stone?
                Sven: no
                  DM: Note: this entire construction is wooden
             Nikolai: no that was my trick
             Nikolai: really
             Nikolai: no rock or anything in the floor
                  DM: Somewhere in the foundation, perhaps, but not here
        boris_dinner: rounds of combat for haste, invis, any arcane strike
             Nikolai: fuck
                  DM: Whole city is really almost entirely wooden buildings
                  DM: Solid wood for places like this, thick and high-quality, but wood
                  DM: Anyway yeah, Sven's up
        boris_dinner: create water?
             Nikolai: ok, we should leave the room
                Sven: and we presumably haven't seen any route to behind the walls yet?
                  DM: Sure you have
                  DM: The tapestries hanging on the walls (red lines)
                  DM: You saw the deathbringers and their bears emerging from behind them
             Nikolai: hm
             Nikolai: the question is can you get back there and murder them all in one round
             Nikolai: or at least half of them
               Taras: *fist shaking* Always the tapestries!!
                Sven: unlikely
             Nikolai: well
             Nikolai: they're likely in a line.
             Nikolai: you have that big nasty up
                Sven: I have no idea what's behind the tapestries
            Albrecht: do you have any more of those sunbursts?
                Sven: eh fuck it
                Sven: let's see
            Albrecht: that seemed to handle them at first
                Sven: I go through the nearest one
                Sven: or were the fireballs only coming from one side?
             Nikolai: both sides
                  DM: Both yes
                Sven: are there dudes here?
                  DM: You brush past the tapestry and find yourself in a dark, narrow corridor
                  DM: Got darkvision?
                  DM: Or a light source?
                Sven: continual light ioun stone
                  DM: k
                  DM: (you are currently squeezing, note)
                  DM: The corridor goes south, and there are also stairs going sharply upward
             Nikolai: (do jariliths not get any sort of low-light vision thing
                Sven: they probably do
             Nikolai: so no dudes then
                  DM: Remember, the arrow slits are near the ceiling
             Nikolai: ohh
                Sven: oh I see
                Sven: fine
                Sven: I ascend the stairs
                  DM: You are now in low, 3-feet tall crawlspace
                  DM: Gaunt humanoid creatures crouch at slits in the north wall!
                  DM: There are five of them
             Nikolai: eyebeams
                Sven: sunbeam across their faces
                  DM: ok.
             Nikolai: CATBEAMS
                  DM: How much does that do?
                  DM: A lot, right
             Nikolai: tons
                Sven: uhh
                Sven: 28d6
                  DM: That's a bunch
                  DM: Well
                  DM: They are all incinerated.
             Nikolai: yay
                Sven: next.
                  DM: Next up
                  DM: You know how I said that the init order didn't contain any devourers, and that
entry was a mistake
                  DM: Total lies
                  DM: Blatant falsehoods
                Sven: lol @ "catbeams"
                  DM: From the north wall...
             Nikolai: ok then wtf is a devourer
                Sven: we 'bout to find out, son
             Nikolai: also what was the deathbringers init
               Taras: It was a beam of cations.
                Sven: :|    
             Nikolai: I feel like this is a thing we should already know
                  DM: The deathbringer init was deathbringers
                  DM: That part was true.
             Nikolai: which was not on your list
             Nikolai: at all
             Nikolai: even slightly
             Nikolai: so I'll assume they have no turns
             Nikolai: \o/
                  DM: :p    
                  DM: Through the north wall come ghostly, hovering corpses...
             Nikolai: no but seriously, when is there init
             Nikolai: their*
                  DM: (22)
             Nikolai: k
             Nikolai: same init as these things...
                  DM: Through their ragged incorporeal clothes you can see their ribcages, inside
which are trapped small, tormented ghostly forms!
                  DM: http://obormot.ath.cx/~obormot/beyond_ragnarok/devourer.png    
                Sven: do I want to know what it is they devour?
                  DM: Your SOUL
                  DM: First of all
                Sven: you couldn't've said "burgers"?
                  DM: You all can feel their baleful gaze upon you, corrupting your minds and your
flesh!
             Nikolai: pfft
               Taras: The gaze is full of bale :(
                  DM: Secondly...
        boris_dinner: uh oh
                  DM: The devourer next to Boris reaches out both of its hands and reaches INTO
BORIS'S BRAIN
                  DM: Boris is CONFUSED.
                  DM: (no save)
            Albrecht: and no attack roll either?
                  DM: hm
                  DM: Can it miss?
                  DM: Maybe it can, you're right
            Albrecht: or attack roll so high it autohits our highest touch AC?
                  DM: Boris your touch AC is what
                  DM: No I bet they can miss, you're right
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            Albrecht: i mean i'm pretty sure they can't miss me, but that's because my touch AC is
pants
» obormot is now known as Devourers.
        boris_dinner: wow
Devourers: !try 14 14
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Devourers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 14 = 25
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 14 = 24
             Nikolai: <_<
        boris_dinner: ....miss
             Nikolai: :D    
                  DM: Wow
        boris_dinner: its 26
                  DM: No shit
                  DM: Ok then
                Sven: lol.
             Nikolai: sucker
        boris_dinner: thank you haste
            Albrecht: Boris gets most of his AC from stuff that boosts touch too
                  DM: Ok
                  DM: Well!
               Taras: Like happy feet.
             Nikolai: yeah that's what you get for trying to touch a L19 rogue
        boris_dinner: ol
             Nikolai: dumbasses
        boris_dinner: (broken l on keyboard damnit)
                  DM: The next devourer reaches its hands toward Albrecht...
                Sven: *hammerdance*
                  DM: And its hands separate from its ghostly body
                  DM: And fly out toward Albrecht!
               Taras: *scoot scoot*
                  DM: Reaching into his BRAIN
            Albrecht: bullshit.
            Albrecht: well
Devourers: !try 16 16
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Devourers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 16 = 17
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 16 = 36
            Albrecht: they can't miss
                  DM: k
             Nikolai: they find his brain encased in IRON
            Albrecht: but is this confusion mind-affecting?
                  DM: Are you immune to mind-affecting
                  DM: yep
             Nikolai: lol.
            Albrecht: I'm Albrecht von fucking Scherbach.
                  DM: Albrecht shrugs off the attack!
            Albrecht: Of course i"m immune to mind-affecting.
             Nikolai: yeah!
                Sven: man, your brainpan is fucking strange
                  DM: Finally
            Albrecht: My brain is in fact encased in iron
                  DM: The third devourer
               Taras: Here we go
                  DM: Oh guys
                  DM: Remember
                  DM: Your Death Wards
                  DM: Were dispelled... for some of you
             Nikolai: yeah, some
                  DM: Sven, Albrecht, Taras?
               Taras: I believe Taras' was
             Nikolai: not even close to all
                  DM: I think?
             Nikolai: not Sven's
            Albrecht: not me, i'm pretty sure
             Nikolai: you got 2.
                  DM: Taras and Nikolai?
             Nikolai: No?
                  DM: Taras and who, then
             Nikolai: Albrecht I believe
             Nikolai: I'll check the log
                  DM: ok
                Sven: I think me
                  DM: Well anyway
                  DM: The third devourer reaches out toward Taras
                  DM: Its hands fly out toward you
             Nikolai: ah
             Nikolai: Sven and Taras
             Nikolai: were the two
                  DM: And touch you, grabbing your heart!
               Taras: Oh wait
               Taras: That's different and badder.
            Albrecht: wait
               Taras: D:    
            Albrecht: Taras has a heart?
                  DM: You are drained of two levels.
                  DM: Bam.
             Nikolai: ooof
                  DM: -2 to all your shit
                  DM: So that's the devourers
                  DM: Next up is deathbringers
             Nikolai: good thing we're all in a little circle.
                  DM: The deathbringer nearer the exit is going to full attack Albrecht
                  DM: After first taking a step like so
                  DM: First, a trip attempt:
               Taras: "You m'bitch now"
                  DM: Touch hits, roll Str please
            Albrecht: !try 7
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 7 = 24
Deathbringers: !try 17;trip
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: (trip)  1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 17 = 30
            Albrecht: ok that has a shot in hell of winning
            Albrecht: but yeah, didn't think so
                  DM: You are tripped!
        boris_dinner: I first read that as "that's bladder"
            Albrecht: what a surprise
» boris_dinner is now known as Boris.
Deathbringers: Improved Trip bonus attack!
Deathbringers: !try 23
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 23 = 32
            Albrecht: nope
            Albrecht: not even close
Deathbringers: !try 23 18 18 13 13
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 23 = 34
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 18 = 26
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 18 = 35
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 13 = 33
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 13 = 26
             Nikolai: wow that's a lot of fail
                  DM: Anything good in there?
             Nikolai: i mean, a lot of flail.
             Nikolai: <_<
                Sven: :/    
                  DM: ... :p
                  DM: Albrecht?
                  DM: Anyway, the other deathbringer raises its fist
             Nikolai: of course he does
                  DM: And sends forth a burst of negative energy
                  DM: Centered about next to Taras
                  DM: Taras, Nikolai, and NPCs...
                  DM: mmm
             Nikolai: this is from last session
             Nikolai: [2012-05-20 23:07:22] Taras: Freedom of Movement, Stoneskin, Barkskin, Greater
Magic Weapon, Death Ward, ... uh...
            Albrecht: yeah nothing hits there
                  DM: Wow
                  DM: Here's dispel for Nikolai's DW
Deathbringers: !try 20;dispel
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: (dispel)  1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 20 = 26
             Nikolai: hahah
             Nikolai: get out
                  DM: Dispel for NPC death wards:
                  DM: Just Zoya, actually, so
             Nikolai: so the dispel dc for Skins is 11+19 = 30
Deathbringers: !try 20;dispel
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: (dispel)  1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 20 = 27
                  DM: Her DW is dispelled
             Nikolai: the dispel dc for GMW is 35
                  DM: Finally, Taras...
             Nikolai: the dispel dc for FoM is its a wand lol
Deathbringers: !try 20;dispel_taras
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: (dispel_taras)  1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 20 = 27
Deathbringers: !try 20
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 20 = 25
Deathbringers: !try 20
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 20 = 34
                  DM: That gets something, no?
             Nikolai: order should be
               Taras: Probably barkskin
             Nikolai: Stoneskin, FoM, GMW, Barkskin
             Nikolai: i believe
                  DM: GMW
               Taras: FoM is that high up?
               Taras: It's a wand.
             Nikolai: (it's by SL right?)
                  DM: Yes
                  DM: By SL
             Nikolai: 34 doesn't get my GMW
                  DM: So GMW
               Taras: Ah ok
                  DM: Oh
                  DM: ok
Deathbringers: !try 20
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 20 = 30
               Taras: I thought it was dispel DC
             Nikolai: barely made it
               Taras: huh.
               Taras: So no barkskin
                  DM: And that's a
                  DM: Barkskin
                  DM: yes.
             Nikolai: DC 30
             Nikolai: on the dot
                  DM: Said deathbringer now steps through the tapestry
                  DM: And is now somewhere offscreen.
             Nikolai: >:|    
               Taras: At least I still have full HP.... which is now 167
             Nikolai: really?
                  DM: Taras, you are up.
                Sven: did I see it go by?
                  DM: You did not.
             Nikolai: how is your full hp 167
                  DM: You do, however, see another set of stairs
                  DM: At the other (eastern) end of the crawlspace
               Taras: Did that AE not apply another negative level?
               Taras: It's 172 if not
                  DM: Oh you take damage
               Taras: (took 40 vile damage)
                  DM: Also
                  DM: Wait
             Nikolai: Oh you're counting the vile damage
                  DM: Yeah roll a Will save Taras
               Taras: !try 16
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taras :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 16 = 35
               Taras: Baus
                  DM: Success, you take half of:
                  DM: !roll 10d8
             DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : 10d8 < 2 5 7 7 8 7 1 4 4 3 = 48 > = 48
                  DM: Your turn.
               Taras: Is there a neglev applied from that or no?
                  DM: no.
                  DM: Just damage.
             Nikolai: (hm. Nestor can't cast Good spells can he...)
                  DM: He cannot
             Nikolai: I really should have prepped quickened consecrate
                  DM: Would've helped, yes
               Taras: 5-foots
               Taras: at least GMW survived
               Taras: remind me, these have SLAs yes
                  DM: No
             Nikolai: just bullshit
               Taras: !try 30 25 20 15
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taras :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 30 = 43
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 25 = 36
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 20 = 34
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 15 = 29
                  DM: Nope
                  DM: Nothing
                  DM: All of those are misses
                  DM: The devourer appears to be taking a defensive stance
               Taras: huh
                  DM: *deathbringer
             Nikolai: combat expertise
               Taras: Oh :l
                  DM: mmhm
                  DM: Ghouls go!
                  DM: Five of them have been vaporized by cat sunbeams
                  DM: But 5 remain!
             Nikolai: catbeams.
                  DM: From the arrow slits on the northern side of the wall...
                  DM: Streak a number of dark force missiles!
             Nikolai: wat.
             Nikolai: :|    
                  DM: They strike Taras in a barrage of force damage
             Nikolai: oh come on.
             Nikolai: hasn't he suffered enough
            Albrecht: clearly someone taught them about focus fire
                  DM: Absolutely not
                  DM: More suffering is called for
Ghouls: !try 20d4+20
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ghouls :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 20d4 < 1 4 1 4 1 4 3 2 2 2 4 3 1 3 2 4 2 3 1 3 = 50 > + 20
= 84
               Taras: didn't know you cared!
                  DM: 20 of that is vile damage.
             Nikolai: minus 14 because you suck
                  DM: right
             Nikolai: so
                  DM: So 50 force, 20 vile force
             Nikolai: 70
               Taras: No ref?
             Nikolai: it's Magic Missile
               Taras: Ah
                  DM: yep
             Nikolai: 5 of them
                  DM: Violated Magic Missile, to be precise!
                  DM: Nikolai goes.
            Albrecht: I could have made them sad if they tried that
             Nikolai: ahem
               Taras: 78/152
             Nikolai: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/294821/simon-whothehelldoyouthinkiam.jpg    
             Nikolai: Mass Heal!
            Albrecht: (if you for some reason need to, skip me)
             Nikolai: yeah I'm not getting you
                  DM: You sure do love that image
            Albrecht: I am only down 7 hp
             Nikolai: yeah
             Nikolai: it's amazing
             Nikolai: anyway
             Nikolai: getting
             Nikolai: All the devourers
               Taras: Also not failing at math I'm actually 142/142
             Nikolai: the DB
             Nikolai: and Taras
                  DM: Will half?
             Nikolai: yes
Boris: nice pic.....but yeah you can skip e unelss I have some status ailment I don't know about
Deathbringers: !try 21;will
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: (will)  1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 21 = 37
             Nikolai: yeah I have to skip you
Devourers: !try 13;half
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Devourers :
             DiceBot: (half)  1d20 < 15 = 15 > + 13 = 28
Boris: fine I didn't want your heal anyway?
             Nikolai: Taras is kerborked
             Nikolai: Devourers fail
             Nikolai: DBs pass
             Nikolai: 100 damage for the DBs
             Nikolai: 200 for the Devs
             Nikolai: and Taras you get like 100 hp
             Nikolai: for all the good that does you
               Taras: I use... 62 of it
               Taras: 64*
             DM\Gaia: So
             Nikolai: Devourers still up?
             DM\Gaia: Isn't one of the devourers further than 30ft from someone
             Nikolai: nope
             DM\Gaia: k.
             DM\Gaia: The devourers are blown away into ethereal nothingness by the massive surge of
positive energy!
             Nikolai: 30ft from Taras
               Taras: depends on which tile it's in
               Taras: Isn't it 35?
             Nikolai: nope
             DM\Gaia: The deathbringer, though severely burnt by the healing blast, still stands.
             Nikolai: 6 squares
             Nikolai: if it's in the far tile
             Nikolai: I measured :P
             DM\Gaia: Anything else, Nikolai?
             Nikolai: ok so
             Nikolai: they're all dead
             DM\Gaia: yes
             Nikolai: I'ma go over this way
             DM\Gaia: Boris' turn is next.
Boris: huwaaa?
             Nikolai: wait wait
             DM\Gaia:  /farnsworth
             Nikolai: through the thing
             Nikolai: up the stairs
             Nikolai: assumign they exist
Boris: I guess I should stab this thing that wanted to touch me in my special place?
             DM\Gaia: They do but you don't quite have enough movement for that
             DM\Gaia: You're near the top of the stairs
             DM\Gaia: And that's your move.
             Nikolai: says who
             DM\Gaia: What's your move
             DM\Gaia: 30?
             Nikolai: my 60ft fly speed?
Boris: doesn't really know what's going on anyway
             DM\Gaia: Oh
             DM\Gaia: ok then
             Nikolai: duh
             DM\Gaia: Then yes you find yourself in the crawlspace with Sven
             DM\Gaia: Boris:
             DM\Gaia: The devourers got destroyed, I just haven't removed their minis
             DM\Gaia: Only the deathbringer remains
             DM\Gaia: There near the melee dudes
             Nikolai: I assume nthe nearest thing is not within touch range
Boris: ethereal or not so much?
             DM\Gaia: Oh you went north
             DM\Gaia: I see
             Nikolai: yeah
             Nikolai: because I'm not dumb.
             DM\Gaia: Deathbringer is not at all ethereal
             DM\Gaia: So
             DM\Gaia: There are 5 ghouls
Boris: moves there
             DM\Gaia: Or maybe ghasts
             DM\Gaia: Crouching at the arrow slits
             DM\Gaia: You can reach the nearest one yes.
             Nikolai: quickened heightened cure critical
             Nikolai: !try 12;touch
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (touch)  1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 12 = 13
             Nikolai: ...
Boris: lol
             DM\Gaia: mmk
             DM\Gaia: That's actually a hit
             Nikolai: \o/
             Nikolai: !roll 4d8+20
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 4d8 < 4 1 1 8 = 14 > + 20 = 34
             DM\Gaia: DC?
             Nikolai: enormous
             DM\Gaia: !try 12;will
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM\Gaia :
             DiceBot: (will)  1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 12 = 21
             DM\Gaia: ok
             Nikolai: nope
             Nikolai: not even close
             DM\Gaia: The ghoul takes said damage.
             Nikolai: >:|    
             DM\Gaia: Boris!
Boris: :D    
             DM\Gaia: gogo
             DM\Gaia: Stab a thing
Boris: !try 33;hadtoMoveButFlankin
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: (hadtoMoveButFlankin)  1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 33 = 34
Boris: ....
             DM\Gaia: That's a miss I'm afraid
Boris: boo urns
             DM\Gaia: Next up
             DM\Gaia: There is a loud click beneath the floor
             DM\Gaia: The sound of ratcheting
            Albrecht: and more bullshit happens?
             DM\Gaia: And three pieces of floor give way
             DM\Gaia: And out of them
             DM\Gaia: Pour SWARMS
             DM\Gaia: Swarms of ANTS
             DM\Gaia: Big, bloated, white ants
             DM\Gaia: Each 4 inches long
Boris: impressive
             DM\Gaia: One of them moves to swarm over poor Nestor & Co.
             DM\Gaia: The other two move toward the melee people
             DM\Gaia: But don't reach this round
             DM\Gaia: Albrecht, you are up.
             DM\Gaia: Well, you're prone, actually
             DM\Gaia: But it's your turn!
             DM\Gaia: Meanwhile there is a sound from the corridor
            Albrecht: sec
Boris: how tall are the swarms?
            Albrecht: (moving down the hall)
             DM\Gaia: A sort of growling or gurgling
             DM\Gaia: The swarms are 0 tall
             DM\Gaia: They are ants and cannot fly
             DM\Gaia: They are merely on the floor.
Boris: just making sure they didn't all combine into a giant walking man (yet)
             DM\Gaia: NOT YET
Boris: lol
            Albrecht: ok then
             Nikolai: the fuck is that from
            Albrecht: this deathbringer looks pretty beat up?
             DM\Gaia: oh yes
             DM\Gaia: Absolutely totally
             DM\Gaia: Large chunks of his pale undead flesh is charred
             DM\Gaia: From positive energy
            Albrecht: I will, then, full attack from prone
             Nikolai: oh also on my turn i taunt the ghoul/ghast spell things
             Nikolai: Hit me jerks!
             DM\Gaia: Hah
             DM\Gaia: Ok then
            Albrecht: !try 31 31 26 21 16
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 31 = 41
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 31 = 34
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 26 = 38
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 21 = 34
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 16 = 26
             DM\Gaia: A whole 1 hit
Boris: oy
             DM\Gaia: Combat lolxpertise
            Albrecht: !roll 1d10+2d6+20
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Albrecht : 1d10 < 8 = 8 > + 2d6 < 4 1 = 5 > + 20 = 33
               Taras: wait 41 hits?
             DM\Gaia: yes?
               Taras: I got a 43
             DM\Gaia: Really?
             Nikolai: truth
            Albrecht: yeah
             Nikolai: first attack
             Nikolai: 43
             DM\Gaia: So I see
             Nikolai: what's that
            Albrecht: also I failed at math...
             DM\Gaia: Very well
Boris: it dies
             Nikolai: the sound of more damage?
             DM\Gaia: Roll damage retroactively
            Albrecht: +2 bane +2 flank -4 prone = 0, so the 38 is actually a 40… in case that turns
out to matter
             DM\Gaia: It does!
             DM\Gaia: That's a hit
             DM\Gaia: Both of you roll
               Taras: !roll 1d10+25+1d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Taras : 1d10 < 8 = 8 > + 25 + 1d6 < 4 = 4 > = 37
             DM\Gaia: And Albrecht?
            Albrecht: !roll 1d10+2d6+20
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Albrecht : 1d10 < 5 = 5 > + 2d6 < 6 1 = 7 > + 20 = 32
               Taras: were they immune to the fire?
             Nikolai: that 1d6 doesn't hurt him
             Nikolai: they have RE up
             DM\Gaia: yes
               Taras: ah ok
             DM\Gaia: The deathbringer collapses!
             DM\Gaia: It is destroyed.
             DM\Gaia: Nikolai, you see the ghouls up there with you get disoriented momentarily!
             Nikolai: :o    
               Taras: They are overcome with vertighost.
             DM\Gaia: By which I mean that they are dazed.
             Nikolai: well then
             DM\Gaia: In any case
             DM\Gaia: A creature bursts into the room!
             Nikolai: of course it does
Boris: 3rd wave, fight?
             Nikolai: seems like
             DM\Gaia: A skeletal monster, with its flesh stripped off its bones except its internal
organs, which fill its rib cage
             DM\Gaia: Its long, snaky, clawed tongue reaches out hungrily...
             DM\Gaia: You note that it seems rather beat up
             DM\Gaia: And also
             DM\Gaia: That Zoya's chainsaw-sword is sticking out of its body
            Albrecht: heh
             DM\Gaia: Zoya now turns around
             DM\Gaia: Grabs the sword
             DM\Gaia: And yanks it out
                Sven: lol
             DM\Gaia: The monster's viscera tumble out of its chest and it collapses.
             Nikolai: ...
             Nikolai: lol
Boris: actualyl says - "now THAT'S a Stabbin"
                Zoya: Nestor! What do I do about these bugs?
              Nestor: seems too busy being swarmed by ants to answer
               Taras: (Nestor meanwhile is preoccupied and screaming something about bugs)
             Nikolai: lol
                Zoya: reaches at something on her neck
                Zoya: pulls a small, glowing bead off her necklace
             Nikolai: lolol
                Zoya: throws it to the ground
                  DM: It explodes in a Fireball!
                Zoya: !roll 8d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Zoya : 8d6 < 1 1 6 1 1 3 3 2 = 18 > = 18
             Nikolai: yikes
Boris: lol
             Nikolai: that is terrible
                  DM: The swarm is singed somewhat.
Boris: she's holding back for nestor
             Nikolai: clearly
             DM\Gaia: Nestor's turn.
              Nestor: moves out of the swarm
              Nestor: !try 14;fort
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nestor :
             DiceBot: (fort)  1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 14 = 18
                Zoya: spellcasts
                  DM: er
              Nestor: Howling Winds of Cocytus!
              Nestor: blasts the two other swarms with the chill winds
             Nikolai: \o/
             Nikolai: cocytus high five
                  DM: Fort save for swarm:
             Nikolai: o/\o
                  DM: !try 11;fort
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
             DiceBot: (fort)  1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 11 = 13
              Nestor: !roll 13d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nestor : 13d6 < 2 6 1 1 3 2 3 3 5 3 2 1 5 = 37 > = 37
             Nikolai: ... did he get level drained or is that actually his cl
                  DM: That is his CL
             Nikolai: huh
             Nikolai: I thought he was like 14
                  DM: not yet
             Nikolai: i guess 13 is like 14
Boris: damn casters and their off by 1 errors
               Taras: For very large values of 13
                  DM: The swarms are severely damaged!
                  DM: Most of the ants are frozen to death
                  DM: But some still remain!
                  DM: They are, of course, immune to confusion
                  DM: Being vermin.
               Taras: That's racist!
                  DM: Denis' turn
             Nikolai: denis is worthless as usual
                  DM: Denis looks around
                  DM: Notices the ghouls in the arrow slits
                  DM: And fires a volley of arrows
             Nikolai: wow really
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» obormot is now known as Denis.
Denis: !try 28 28 28 23 18
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Denis :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 28 = 36
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 28 = 30
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 28 = 35
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 15 = 15 > + 23 = 38
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 18 = 35
                  DM: Those all hits
             Nikolai: /me gives Denis just a tiny bit more credit
             Nikolai: ...
               Taras: Boxslashme
             Nikolai: gives Denis just a tiny bit more credit
             Nikolai: I have no idea how that happened
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 5 = 5 > + 21 + 2d6 < 6 4 = 10 > = 36
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 3 = 3 > + 21 + 2d6 < 6 6 = 12 > = 36
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 1 = 1 > + 21 + 2d6 < 1 3 = 4 > = 26
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 5 = 5 > + 21 + 2d6 < 6 2 = 8 > = 34
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 6 = 6 > + 21 + 2d6 < 2 4 = 6 > = 33
             Nikolai: watches arrows slam into all the ghouls
Denis: destroys two of the ghouls
                  DM: Finally, Miroslav...
                  DM: Takes out a staff from a holster on his back
                  DM: And spellcasts from it
                  DM: Blasting the swarms on the east side with a concentrated blast of electricity,
accompanied by a thunderous roar!
                  DM: !roll 13d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : 13d6 < 2 6 5 6 1 1 3 1 3 1 1 3 5 = 38 > = 38
                  DM: The swarms are destroyed.
             Nikolai: thunderthunderthunder maul
                  DM: Sven's turn.
                Sven: uhh
                Sven: up the other side I suppose
                  DM: mmk
             Nikolai: oh hai.
                Sven: and here nikolai is in the way, yes?
                  DM: Do you have enough move to go there
             Nikolai: totally
                  DM: It seems like that would take you the round
             Nikolai: makes a bad window
                  DM: Just to get there
             Nikolai: he's a cat.
                Sven: I dunno - how long are the corridors?
             Nikolai: with longstrider
                  DM: It's about 40 ft of move to get back to the throne hall
                  DM: 40 across it
                Sven: oh really
                  DM: And another 40 to get up to the northern crawl space
                  DM: Yeah
             Nikolai: yeah that sounds like a lot
             Nikolai: stairs up
                  DM: As I said, squeezing
             Nikolai: remmeber
                Sven: alright
                  DM: Narrow stairs
                Sven: next
                  DM: etc.
                  DM: k.
                  DM: A bunch of stuff you can't see happens
                  DM: And you can't see it.
                  DM: Taras goes!
                  DM: There's a swarm
                  DM: Of ants
                  DM: What do you propose to do about this
             Nikolai: also, he went thataway.
             Nikolai: correct answer: nothing
                  DM: Ghouls are next, regardless of what Taras does
                  DM: And they are
                  DM: Dazed.
                  DM: Nikolai    
             Nikolai: well
                  DM: TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION
             Nikolai: Taras has one correct move
               Taras: I do?
             Nikolai: and I need to see if he makes it
             Nikolai: well no not really
             Nikolai: this doesn't affect me actually
             Nikolai: he is too slow
             Nikolai: ok so
             Nikolai: the tapestry that the other DB retreated behind
                  DM: DO NOT HESITATE! DESTROY THEM!
             Nikolai: what? no
             Nikolai: gtfo
                  DM: bah
               Taras: I can't damage the swarm
             Nikolai: not worth my time
                  DM: Anyway what about the tapestry
             Nikolai: so
             Nikolai: I DJ to like 10ft beyond it
               Taras: I can't really meaningfully reach the other shit, so I'll just delay.
                  DM: ok.
             Nikolai: well
             Nikolai: you can move towards it
             Nikolai: that's progress
               Taras: There's a sven in the way :O
                  DM: Remember, you have a Fly spell
                  DM: On you
                  DM: I think
                  DM: Right?
             Nikolai: yes
               Taras: Can I attack through the slits?
                  DM: Is that still up
               Taras: Its' boots
             Nikolai: they're 10ft up
               Taras: it's*
             Nikolai: no see
             Nikolai: that was the wrong move
             Nikolai: the right move is to pursue the fleeing deathbringer
                  DM: You CAN attack through the slits, yes
                  DM: They have cover
                  DM: +8 AC
                  DM: But you can totally reach in and stab them, should you choose to do so
               Taras: which tapestry did the Deathbringer run behind
             Nikolai: that one.
             Nikolai: points
                  DM: That one
               Taras: Fair enough, I suppose I'll give it a bit of a chase
                  DM: Anyway
               Taras: As horribly burned as I am
                  DM: Nikolai    
                  DM: mmm
             Nikolai: waits for Taras to move
                  DM: Light source? I assume?
             Nikolai: sees in the dark
             Nikolai: any and all darkness, magical or otherwise
               Taras: without running I can only make 40
                  DM: Alright
                  DM: You see that the corridor turns eastward
               Taras: well, without double moving
                  DM: Also there are stairs going sharply up
             Nikolai: follows them
                  DM: You find yourself in the crawlspace overlooking the throne hall
                  DM: There is no one here but piles of ash where once were ghouls
             Nikolai: wtf where'd he go.
             Nikolai: :|    
             Nikolai: \
                  DM: DM: You see that the corridor turns eastward
                  DM: Probably there.
             Nikolai: Oh
             Nikolai: I meant
             Nikolai: I follow the corridor.
                  DM: ... :p
             Nikolai: well I know where the stairs go.
                  DM: Ok we'll assume you are smrt
             Nikolai: Basically
             Nikolai: I thought
                  DM: yes.
                  DM: I see.
             Nikolai: From your initial description
             Nikolai: corridor -> stairs
             Nikolai: not corridor FORK stairs
                  DM: You find yourself in a hallway!
                  DM: You spot the deathbringer at the end of said hallway
             Nikolai: Aha!
             Nikolai: do I have any move left
                  DM: Nope
             Nikolai: ok
             Nikolai: how long is the hallway
                  DM: Maybe 40 ft
                  DM: There are several doors at the end
             Nikolai: several! :
             Nikolai: :|    
                  DM: Boris is next.
             Nikolai: what
             Nikolai: stop ending my turn for me.
             Nikolai: Swift Etherealness
Boris: lol
Boris: no keep doing it
Boris: it wakes me up from not paying enough attention and being kinda lost
                  DM: Ok
                  DM: Swift eth is fine
             Nikolai: now i'm done ;P
                  DM: Boris!
                  DM: There's a swarm
Boris: What are we up to, killing that death bringer, or going into this mystery crawl space
                  DM: Also: a fleeing deathbringer!
             Nikolai: crawl space = not a mystery
             Nikolai: deathbringer = priority for you
             Nikolai: swarm = irrelevant
Boris: WHere's the door to out there, that red line?
                  DM: Yeah it's a hanging tapestry which obscures a corridor
                  DM: That's the way out
Boris: ah
Boris: Ze Tapestries
Boris: ....that's 1 move if I'm flying I suppose, so...
             Nikolai: you should just jump on the thing
             Nikolai: grab him
             Nikolai: make him claw you off
             Nikolai: and then explode
Boris: hah
Boris: maybe later :)
Boris: that's 120 feet of flying
                  DM: Alright
                  DM: Albrecht!
            Albrecht: stands up
            Albrecht: flies through the tapestry and down the corridor, seeing in darkness
                  DM: mmk
                  DM: You guys and your night vision
             Nikolai: dude
                  DM: Pretty pro
             Nikolai: we're level 19
             Nikolai: why would you think darkness is an issue
                  DM: No no, I'm just impressed at everyone's preparedness
                  DM: It's good
             Nikolai: is actually level 18 but whatever
            Albrecht: dude...
Boris: honesty only has an ion stone with continual flame
                  DM: Regardless
            Albrecht: I've had that on my hat for a while
                  DM: Do you do anything else
            Albrecht: See Invis & Devil's Eye
                  DM: ooor
                  DM: what
            Albrecht: is a fighter
            Albrecht: does not have swift actions to take
                  DM: Ok.
            Albrecht: also I didn't get quite far enough tos ee the deathbringer
Boris: scratch as a swift action?
                Zoya: looks around
                Zoya: I guess we're all going that way?
             Nikolai: YES ZOYA WE DITCHED YOU
             Nikolai: :PPPPPPPP
               Taras: The deathbringer fled this way!
               Taras: is actually still in the room
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             Nikolai: or not
                  DM: lol.
                Zoya: catches up to Taras
» Taras joined the chat room.
             Nikolai: irony.
               Taras: Hotkeys.
             Nikolai: ironic hotkeys
               Taras: How do they work on random IRC clients
                Zoya: winks at Taras
                Zoya: teleports
Boris: lol
                  DM: Like so.
             Nikolai: Zoya: Sup A-dawg?
             Nikolai: Albrecht: Wassup shawty
             Nikolai: >_>
             Nikolai: that was in my head for some reason.
              Nestor: spellcasts
             Nikolai: I blame The Wire
              Nestor: mass cure light wounds
              Nestor: heals himself and allies
Denis: fires more arrows at ghouls
            Albrecht: she knew where to go, eh?
                  DM: She followed everyone else!
Boris: it has no chance to survive
                  DM: Peer pressure.
Boris: make its time
Denis: !try 28 28 28 23 18
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Denis :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 28 = 46
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 28 = 29
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 28 = 34
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 23 = 37
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 18 = 22
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 4 = 4 > + 21 + 2d6 < 6 1 = 7 > = 32
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 3 = 3 > + 21 + 2d6 < 6 2 = 8 > = 32
Denis: !roll 1d6+21+2d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Denis : 1d6 < 1 = 1 > + 21 + 2d6 < 5 3 = 8 > = 30
Denis: pincushions and destroys a third ghoul
                  DM: Miroslav steps back and spellcasts from his staff again
                  DM: Casting Arc of Lightning
                  DM: Which finishes off the remaining swarm!
                  DM: Sven you are up.
                  DM: Two ghouls are still standing up here
                  DM: They look like they're coming around
                Sven: they are now dead
                  DM: Recovering from their brief disorientation
             Nikolai: CATBEAMS
                Sven: I move back to the tapestry
                  DM: Only to face sun lasers
                Sven: next.
                  DM: Poor ghouls
                  DM: What did they ever do to deserve this
             Nikolai: sun lasers: the best kind of lasers
             Nikolai: well
             Nikolai: for one
             Nikolai: they vileballed us
                  DM: The deathbringer steps through the center door...
             Nikolai: for two, they vile missiled Taras
                  DM: Out of the other two doors step boneclaws!
             Nikolai: really
             Nikolai: this is just getting sad
                Sven: pssht.
                  DM: They block your way
                  DM: AND
                  DM: They seem to be covered in some kind of
                  DM: Living armor and weaponry
             Nikolai: living?
                  DM: Made of bone and chitin and hardened flesh
             Nikolai: oh
             Nikolai: whatevs
                  DM: Both boneclaws stab at Boris with their elongated claws!
» Ghouls left the chat room.
» Devourers is now known as Boneclaws.
Boneclaws: !try 17 17
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boneclaws :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 17 = 26
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 17 = 36
                  DM: Any hits?
Boris: there's a hit there
                  DM: k
                  DM: That's a threat
             Nikolai: does that count my +5 magic vestment
Boneclaws: !try 17
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boneclaws :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 17 = 31
             Nikolai: your AC?
             Nikolai: that is
Boris: yeah
             Nikolai: k
                  DM: confirm or no?
Boris: no crit
Boneclaws: !roll 2d6+11
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boneclaws : 2d6 < 4 1 = 5 > + 11 = 16
Boneclaws: Taras goes.
                  DM:  
Boris: stone skin eats 10 of that if I remember it right
             Nikolai: yes
                  DM: Yep
               Taras: looks up partial charge
             Nikolai: um
             Nikolai: no
                  DM: Not applicable
               Taras: Ah, poo
             Nikolai: that is for surprise rounds
               Taras: Ah okay
               Taras: is not to be outdone by Zoya :P
               Taras: I'll fly there then
               Taras: Oh wait, what's the threatened range
               Taras: on these boneclaws
                  DM: Massive
               Taras: is it out to Boris
                  DM: 20 ft
               Taras: stopping there then
                  DM: Ok
Boris: hey buddy
                  DM: Nikolai goes
             Nikolai: follows Mr. Deathbringer
                  DM: You're ethereal?
             Nikolai: hai
                  DM: Ok
             Nikolai: waves to Albrecht as he goes by
                  DM: You find yourself in a storage room
                  DM: Filled with some sort of eggs
                  DM: Also:
                  DM: A large round hole in the floor, opening into a tunnel downward
                  DM: Also:
                  DM: On the ethereal plane here
                  DM: Are two more devourers.
             Nikolai: well then
             Nikolai: That was well played.
                Sven: these bitches is plotting now?
             Nikolai: So are these guys like
             Nikolai: Ethereal and they then manifest as incorp?
                  DM: yes
             Nikolai: or what is the deal
             Nikolai: ok
                  DM: Precisely that
             Nikolai: well
             Nikolai: they can fuck right off
             Nikolai: I mean
             Nikolai: I would say that
             Nikolai: e
             Nikolai: except my friends might have some trouble 
             Nikolai: hmmmmmmm
             Nikolai: kill the things or follow the dude
             Nikolai: follow the dude
               Taras: Or kill the dude :O
             Nikolai: right
               Taras: then follow the hole
             Nikolai: well
             Nikolai: I have to find him first
             Nikolai: moves diagonally down
             Nikolai: the remainder of my move
                  DM: ok
             Nikolai: into said hole
                  DM: Alright
                  DM: Looks like about a 20 foot drop
             Nikolai: so I should be close to the bottom of it
                  DM: At the bottom, should be
             Nikolai: yep
                  DM: You see the devourer, stooped over, hurrying down the passageway
            Albrecht: deathbringer
                  DM: ^
             Nikolai: I ready to do a thing once my Etherealness drops!
                  DM: A crude tunnel through earth and soft rock
                  DM: Ok.
                  DM: Boris goes.
             Nikolai: Ohhhh
             Nikolai: man
             Nikolai: we're underground?
                  DM: yep
             Nikolai: inside rock?
             Nikolai: excellent.
                  DM: yes
             Nikolai: ok but before Boris goes
             Nikolai: my shit wears off,.
                  DM: mmk
                  DM: And you do?
             Nikolai: (lasts until end of round)
Boris: hah
             Nikolai: (er, turn)
             Nikolai: Wall of Stone!
             Nikolai: actually
             Nikolai: quick q
             Nikolai: how beat up is he
             Nikolai: was this the uninjured one
                  DM: Yes
             Nikolai: k
                  DM: He is uninjured
             Nikolai: Wall of Stone
             Nikolai: in front of him
                  DM: Blocking off his escape route, eh
             Nikolai: ridiculously thick
                  DM: Alright
                  DM: The tunnel is blocked off!
                  DM: Boris.
             Nikolai: and him
             Nikolai: hm
             Nikolai: how wide is the tunnel
                  DM: 5 ft
             Nikolai: doesn't matter
             Nikolai: ok I get him on both sides
             Nikolai: the wall surrounds him
                  DM: He gets a Ref save then
Boris: waits for Nikolai
                  DM: DC?
             Nikolai: 25
             Nikolai: he has room on my side
             Nikolai: I want to be able to DJ into the closed off area
Deathbringers: !try 13
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 13 = 32
             Nikolai: without being on top of him
Deathbringers: dodges out of the way of the forming rock wall
» Deathbringers is now known as Deathbringer.
             Nikolai: hm
» obormot joined the chat room.
             Nikolai: how long is the tunnel
» obormot is now known as Devourers.
                  DM: mmm
                  DM: It's not straight
             Nikolai: ok
                  DM: So you can't see past the first curve
             Nikolai: in any case he's on this side of the wall then?
Boris: I guess question 1 is what do we know about bone claws?
                  DM: Yep
                  DM: He is
                  DM: Bone claws are:
             Nikolai: k
             Nikolai: well
Boris: and I think question 2 is "it doesn't matter"
             Nikolai: I suppose he might try to injure me
             Nikolai: :x    
                  DM: usually fairly weaksauce by your current standards
                  DM: But these seem enhanced with various things
                  DM: Living armor and weapons
                  DM: They have massive reach with their elongating bony claws
Boris: tumbles into stabby range
                  DM: And are basically melee dudes
             Nikolai: what's the point of weapons if they are using their claws...
Boris: assumes that is melee range given their placement
                  DM: You shall see!
                  DM: (unless Boris destroys them first)
                  DM: (then you shall not see)
             Nikolai: bets on Boris
Boris: that would be foolish
Boris: as I moved
Boris: anyhoo
Boris: !try 31;stab
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: (stab)  1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 31 = 42
                  DM: A hit
                  DM: Trivially
Boris: (or maybe slice, given the "bone")
Boris: !try 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 1d6 < 6 = 6 > + 10 = 27
Boris: err....
             Nikolai: 16 then
Boris: yeah
Boris: that
                  DM: Well
                  DM: They are hard to damage, being mostly skeletal
                  DM: But you manage to injure them a bit
                  DM: one of them
Boris: saw that coming....or at least his player did
                  DM: Albrecht goes.
            Albrecht: indeed
            Albrecht: hmm
            Albrecht: nah, not doing that
            Albrecht: how far can I see...
               Taras: Well Boris is emitting light isn't he
                  DM: Given that Boris has an Ioun stone
                  DM: With flame
            Albrecht: so far enough then
                  DM: You can see everything relevant
            Albrecht: I'm going to pop my last cloak charge and bamf past the boneclaws
                  DM: Alright
                  DM: You see a bunch of large eggs around the room
                  DM: And a hole in the floor
                  DM: And nothing else
            Albrecht: wrong
            Albrecht: See Invis covers ethereal
                  DM: Oh do you also whatsit
                  DM: Ok
                  DM: You see the devourers!
                  DM: They are ethereal.
            Albrecht: and the deathbringer I do not see down the hole
                  DM: also correct
            Albrecht: well
               Taras: Nikolai is nowhere to be found!
             Nikolai: fact
            Albrecht: I guess I'm done
                  DM: Looks like that
                  DM: To Nikolai
                  DM: Next up
                  DM: Zoya!
                Zoya: moves out into the corridor
                Zoya: draws her chainsaw sword and throws it at the left deathbringer
             Nikolai: ...
                Zoya: !try 16
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Zoya :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 16 = 20
             Nikolai: throw?
            Albrecht: boneclaw :P
             Nikolai: really?
                  DM: Boneclaw, yes
                Zoya: hits
Boris: BONESAW IS READY
                  DM: The sword lodges itself in the creature's skeletal body!
               Taras: sees a chainsaw sword hurled within inches of his face
                  DM: And begins to grind.
                Sven: lol.
                  DM: (massive webchat lag)
                Zoya: !roll 2d6+18
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Zoya : 2d6 < 3 3 = 6 > + 18 = 24
                  DM: Nestor, Miroslav, and Denis do things that are irrelevant for now
                  DM: Since they will all take forever to arrive on the scene
                  DM: Sven's turn.
               Taras: We're assuming that other things have not shown up and eaten them
                Sven: I guess I return to the room and see everyone has left
             Nikolai: is assuming no such thing
               Taras: Leaving them entirely alone sans Zoya might not be teh most fantastic of ideas
:P
                  DM: You see that the aforementioned 3 people are currently entering the passageway
behind the tapestry
                Sven: I replenish my death ward
                Sven: next
                  DM: Alrighty
             Nikolai: Why is Zoya's presence relevant
                  DM: Devourers go!
Devourers: manifest on the material plane as incorporeal entities
                Sven: (are they the equivalent of corporeal on the ethereal plane?)
                  DM: (yes)
Devourers: reach out their spectral hands at Albrecht, attempting to crush his mind and drain his
life
            Albrecht: they find iron and nikolai
Devourers: fail at both of those endeavors
                  DM: Deathbringer goes.
             Nikolai: sup
            Albrecht: that is, Blank Thoughts and Death Ward (the latter courtesy of Nikolai)
Deathbringer: sees its escape route blocked off
             Nikolai: grins
Deathbringer: turns around and approaches Nikolai, swinging its massive flail
Deathbringer: !try 24
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringer :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 24 = 29
             Nikolai: i guess that hits
                  DM: What sort of defenses are active
             Nikolai: these guys are not fooled by illusions right
                  DM: No one said that
             Nikolai: oh
             Nikolai: Mirror Images
                  DM: #?
             Nikolai: hadn't been relevant yet
             Nikolai: !roll 1d4+5
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 1d4 < 3 = 3 > + 5 = 8
             Nikolai: 8
Deathbringer: !roll 1d9
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Deathbringer : 1d9 < 9 = 9 > = 9
                  DM: sad.
             Nikolai: I thought they were due to you saying something about seeing us while blind
             Nikolai: or um
             Nikolai: hm maybe I misinterpreted that
                  DM: Oh
                  DM: You're right
             Nikolai: :|    
                  DM: Yeees
                  DM: Correct
             Nikolai: should have kept his mouth shut
                  DM: So yeah
                  DM: Anything else?
                  DM: KCC?
             Nikolai: KCC
             Nikolai: shoudl be the only relevant thing
Deathbringer: !roll 1d100
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Deathbringer : 1d100 < 27 = 27 > = 27
             Nikolai: crush
Deathbringer: smashes an ice crystal
                  DM: Taras goes!
               Taras: le 5ft
               Taras: !try 28 23 18 13
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taras :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 28 = 34
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 23 = 30
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 18 = 30
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 13 = 14
                  DM: I see 3 hits
             Nikolai: i see abysmal rolling
                  DM: Quite.
               Taras: !roll 1d10+31+1d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Taras : 1d10 < 5 = 5 > + 31 + 1d6 < 2 = 2 > = 38
               Taras: !roll 1d10+31+1d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Taras : 1d10 < 10 = 10 > + 31 + 1d6 < 5 = 5 > = 46
               Taras: !roll 1d10+31+1d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Taras : 1d10 < 10 = 10 > + 31 + 1d6 < 3 = 3 > = 44
             DM\Gaia: !roll 28+36+34
             DiceBot: rolls dice for DM\Gaia : 28 + 36 + 34 = 98
             DM\Gaia: The right devourer is smashed! It crumbles to the floor.
             DM\Gaia: Nikolai!
             Nikolai: boneclaw*
             DM\Gaia: sigh.
             Nikolai: man
            Albrecht: you are bad at this part
             DM\Gaia: I am
             Nikolai: you are not doing well tonight
             DM\Gaia: Nikolai    
             Nikolai: K so
             DM\Gaia: Before is an <UNDEAD THING OF APPROPRIATE KIND>
             Nikolai: rofl
             Nikolai: trivially casts defensively
                Sven: lol.
             Nikolai: hm
             Nikolai: what were their will saves
             Nikolai: like +21 right
             Nikolai: ok
             DM\Gaia: Gigantic
             DM\Gaia: Infinite
             Nikolai: Miracle > Disintegrate
             DM\Gaia: oh snap
             DM\Gaia: Ok
             Nikolai: !try 13;touch
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (touch)  1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 13 = 33
             Nikolai: pfft
             DM\Gaia: oh shit
             Nikolai: !try 13;touchconf
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (touchconf)  1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 13 = 17
             DM\Gaia: Confirmed!
                Sven: lol.
             Nikolai: :x    
             Nikolai: for tsave?
               Taras: Nikolai touched them in a special place.
Deathbringer: !try 12;fort
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Deathbringer :
             DiceBot: (fort)  1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 12 = 18
                Sven: owwwwwwww
             Nikolai: <_<
                Sven: owwwwwwwwww
             Nikolai: !roll 80d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 80d6 < 5 2 5 5 5 1 6 5 1 6 4 1 1 2 6 6 1 1 4 4 3 6 5
5 6 2 6 5 4 3 3 5 3 4 1 1 6 6 1 2 2 1 5 3 2 5 6 2 3 2 2 2 2 3 4 1 3 1 1 4 5 6 5 6 6 5 2 3 3 5 3 2 6
6 3 6 5 2 3 2 = 286 > = 286
             Nikolai: BEEEEM
                Sven: and that's the ballgame.
             DM\Gaia: The deathbringer crumbles into dust.
             Nikolai: Level 3 Hyper Combo choir
               Taras: The one who ACTUALLY committed the crime... IS YOU
             DM\Gaia: Boris!
             Nikolai: *pshew finger laser*
             DM\Gaia: First of all
             DM\Gaia: The remaining boneclaw
Boris: pshew!
             DM\Gaia: Looks suddenly disoriented!
             DM\Gaia: It is dazed.
             DM\Gaia: Also it has a chainsaw sword stuck through its torso.
             DM\Gaia: Not a good day to be this boneclaw, let me tell you
Boris: things appear to be in order here....
             DM\Gaia: mmk
             DM\Gaia: Want to enter the storage room and help Albrecht stab some devourers perhaps?
             Nikolai: FOR REFERENCE
             Nikolai: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF3oDRviADo    
             Nikolai: Take That! Disintegrate!
Boris: sounds like a plan
             DM\Gaia: As you enter the room you are subjected to the devourers' BALEFUL GAZE!
Boris: moves, patting the boneclaw on teh back
Boris: uh oh
             DM\Gaia: Roll two Will saves.
Boris: maybe this was a mistake
            Albrecht: maybe
             DM\Gaia: Why would you ever take the DM's suggestion :x
            Albrecht: I am literally immune to devourers atm, you are not
Boris: yeeeah this couldl be fun
Boris: no way I'm making both
Boris: !try 10 10
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 10 = 22
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 10 = 29
               Taras: That's ok
Boris: wow
             DM\Gaia: (It's actually a good idea to take DM suggestions)
               Taras: Boris' mind is like a rock.
             DM\Gaia: (the DM is your friend)
             DM\Gaia: Anyway
             DM\Gaia: Those are both successful
               Taras: The only mind more stable than his, is that of Taras.
Boris: really!
Boris: LIke a Rock
             DM\Gaia: You resist the corrupting influence of the devourers
             DM\Gaia: Feel free to attack
             DM\Gaia: And remember, they are incorporeal.
Boris: has a ghost touch sword!
Boris: damn it IRC and your / commands....
Boris: !try 31
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 31 = 39
             DM\Gaia: hit
Boris: woot
Boris: !roll 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 4 = 4 > + 10 = 14
Boris: is pitching in damage here and there tonight
             DM\Gaia: Your sword disrupts their ethereal flesh!
             DM\Gaia: Albrecht.
            Albrecht: notes Boris' entry
Boris: come flank with me Al!
            Albrecht: hmm
             DM\Gaia: They CAN be flanked
            Albrecht: but they can't be SA'd, obviously
             DM\Gaia: indeed
Boris: I'm sure Sandy could cook up an undead creature that COULDL be SAed :D
             DM\Gaia: Anyway
             DM\Gaia: First
            Albrecht: mm, that's a threat to you… let's remove it
            Albrecht: will save?
             DM\Gaia: Roll a
             DM\Gaia: yes
            Albrecht: !try 18
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 18 = 37
             DM\Gaia: Automake :|
            Albrecht: I move to there.
             DM\Gaia: k
            Albrecht: I take An AoO to no effect
            Albrecht: drop my ssword & quick draw the ghost touch
            Albrecht: !try 25
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 25 = 41
             DM\Gaia: A hit
            Albrecht: !roll 1d10+16+16
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Albrecht : 1d10 < 5 = 5 > + 16 + 16 = 37
             DM\Gaia: A solid hit!
             DM\Gaia: Spectral ichor flows from the wounds on the devourer's ethereal body.
             DM\Gaia: Zoya goes.
                Zoya: charges the dazed boneclaw
                Zoya: while quick drawing her other sword
                Zoya: !try 30
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Zoya :
                Zoya: !roll 2d6+22
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 30 = 49
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Zoya : 2d6 < 1 2 = 3 > + 22 = 25
             DM\Gaia: The boneclaw is bathed in a soft golden light
             DM\Gaia: Which makes it easier to hit!
             DM\Gaia: Nestor, Denis, and Miroslav proceed down the passageway
             DM\Gaia: Sven's turn.
             DM\Gaia: oh also
                Zoya: chainsaw sword damage:
                Sven: I guess I stick with the terrible trio
                Zoya: !roll 2d6+21
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Zoya : 2d6 < 5 6 = 11 > + 21 = 32
                Sven: though I wish they would make some proper cat-sized hallways in this fucking
hovel
             DM\Gaia: Doesn't everyone
             DM\Gaia: Devourers go.
             DM\Gaia: The far devourer reaches forth its hands, which separate from its body and fly
toward Boris
             DM\Gaia: Attempting to grab his brain, thusly:
Devourers: !try 16 16
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Devourers :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 16 = 32
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 16 = 26
             DM\Gaia: Two hits?
             DM\Gaia: touch?
Boris: if he actualy has to grab, isn't there no aoo?
Boris: yeah 2 hits
             DM\Gaia: Well
               Taras: Rocket fit
               Taras: fist*
             DM\Gaia: You're right!
             DM\Gaia: Roll an attack against the hands.
             DM\Gaia: One of them, anyway.
             DM\Gaia: Meanwhile
Boris: !try 31
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 31 = 37
             DM\Gaia: A hit!
               Taras: Wait that actually happens 
               Taras: lol
             Nikolai: Sentinel style
             Nikolai: Rocket Punch.
Boris: hah
             DM\Gaia: Roll dmg
             DM\Gaia: The devourer in melee turns around and attempts to grapple Albrecht!
Boris: checks...does not have combat reflexes :(
             Nikolai: an incorporeal thing
             Nikolai: grappling.
             DM\Gaia: Where its spectral hands touch flesh, they become corporeal!
Boris: !roll 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 2 = 2 > + 10 = 12
             Nikolai: man you love that shit don't you
            Albrecht: it tries to do what?
             DM\Gaia: Boris, you destroy one of the devourer's hands
             DM\Gaia: It screams soundlessly in pain!
             DM\Gaia: The other hand does grab your brain
            Albrecht: I mean seriously, it wants to grapple?
             DM\Gaia: You have a -4 penalty to Wisdom.
             DM\Gaia: Anyway
             DM\Gaia: Albrecht    
            Albrecht: does it at least have improved grapple?
Boris: oooof
             DM\Gaia: You have FoM I guess?
             DM\Gaia: Or no
            Albrecht: I do
                Sven: what is all this creative internal organ grabbing
            Albrecht: also if it doesn't have improved, I have AoO
             DM\Gaia: No no, it's improved (effectively)
             DM\Gaia: They are skilled at the grappling
            Albrecht: well
            Albrecht: it fails
             DM\Gaia: Sad.
             DM\Gaia: Taras!
            Albrecht: then
            Albrecht: I take an AoO anyway
            Albrecht: because it didn't move
            Albrecht: !try 25
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 25 = 36
             DM\Gaia: A hit!
            Albrecht: !roll 1d10+16+16
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Albrecht : 1d10 < 3 = 3 > + 16 + 16 = 35
               Taras: Zoya charged yes?
               Taras: (She wasn't moved)
             DM\Gaia: She did
             DM\Gaia: yes
               Taras: takes a swat at the Boneclaw
             DM\Gaia: The boneclaw, recall, is currently dazed.
             DM\Gaia: Roll it up
               Taras: !try 25
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taras :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 25 = 39
             DM\Gaia: A hit!
               Taras: !roll 1d10+37+1d6
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Taras : 1d10 < 8 = 8 > + 37 + 1d6 < 3 = 3 > = 48
             DM\Gaia: You crack open its bone-armor!
             DM\Gaia: But it still stands.
             DM\Gaia: Nikolai!
               Taras: You know I have more of those.
             DM\Gaia: Oh well then
             DM\Gaia: Carry on
             Nikolai: Well
               Taras: Wanted to wait to see if I needed to FA or not
               Taras: !try 20 15 10
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taras :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 20 = 22
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 15 = 22
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 10 = 21
             Nikolai: Personally I think my job here is done
               Taras: lol.
               Taras: nm.
             DM\Gaia: Well
             Nikolai: But I suppose I'll help you guys.
             DM\Gaia: Those are hits
               Taras: Wait really
             Nikolai: dude
             DM\Gaia: Thanks to the Light of Alexandria!
             Nikolai: bo
             Nikolai: neclaws
               Taras: We assume it dies because the static damage modifier is 37 on each hit
             Nikolai: we fought them at Level... 4?
             DM\Gaia: Also, boneclaws: not very impressive
             DM\Gaia: You destroy it
             Nikolai: maybe 3
             DM\Gaia: It crumbles into a pile of bone
             Nikolai: anyway
            Albrecht: at 4, they kicked our ass
            Albrecht: all me solo
             Nikolai: yeah
             Nikolai: I helped!
             Nikolai: >_>
             Nikolai: anyway
             Nikolai: Dimension Jump!
             Nikolai: Hello Mr. Devourer.
             Nikolai: I see you've decided to visit me on my plane
             Nikolai: That was a mistake.
             Nikolai: HealPunch
             Nikolai: !try 12;touch
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (touch)  1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 12 = 21
                  DM: A hit!
» Boneclaws left the chat room.
» Deathbringer left the chat room.
Devourers: !try 11;will
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Devourers :
             DiceBot: (will)  1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 11 = 22
             Nikolai: not even close
             Nikolai: 150 damage plz
                  DM: The devourer is annihilated in a flash of positive energy!
» Devourers is now known as Devourer.
             Nikolai: looks over at Albrecht and Boris
                  DM: Boris.
             Nikolai: I got it.
                  DM: Oh you have more stuff
             Nikolai: this time
             Nikolai: no
                  DM: k
                  DM: Boris!
Boris: Where to boss?
            Albrecht: i am 100% unthreatened by this
                  DM: The hand grabbing your brain dissipates
                  DM: Thanks to Nikolai
             Nikolai: is pretty great
                  DM: Your Wisdom penalty goes away
                  DM: There is still a devourer in melee with you
                  DM: It is currently attempting to grapple Albrecht
                  DM: (and failing, naturally)
            Albrecht: if it survives boris it will not survive me
Boris: they're both here???
Boris: shrugs
             Nikolai: I in fact said Hi
             Nikolai: and was like
             Nikolai: "i got that dude we were chasing"
             Nikolai: so
             Nikolai: yes
Boris: buzzsaw
                  DM: Nikolai was like
                  DM: SET MAGIC TO: VAPORIZE
             Nikolai: fact
               Taras: Nikolai: I'm absolutely positive you're not going to like this
Boris: !try 29 29 28 24 23 19 18
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 29 = 30
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 15 = 15 > + 29 = 44
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 28 = 31
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 24 = 28
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 23 = 24
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 19 = 39
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 18 = 23
               Taras: *touch*
Boris: wow
                  DM: lol
                  DM: Those are actually all hits
Boris: I forgot the flanking bonus too
             Nikolai: pfftlol
Boris: that's sad
Boris: seperate?
             Nikolai: incorporeal dudes are like
             Nikolai: w
             Nikolai: hatevs
Boris: actually
                  DM: Remember incorporeality
             Nikolai: I can't be touched
Boris: !roll 3d100
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 3d100 < 75 27 29 = 131 > = 131
                  DM: 1 hit
             Nikolai: and then you're like GHOSTtouched
             Nikolai: and they're like oh fuck what?!?
Boris: !roll 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 2 = 2 > + 10 = 12
                  DM: Roll together
Boris: !roll 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 2 = 2 > + 10 = 12
Boris: !roll 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 6 = 6 > + 10 = 16
                  DM: These dudes have no DR
Boris: do we have a flood cap?
Boris: !roll 1d6+10
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 6 = 6 > + 10 = 16
             Nikolai: no
                  DM: Nope
             Nikolai: just a throttle
Boris: !roll 1d6+7
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 1d6 < 5 = 5 > + 7 = 12
Boris: just checking :)
Boris: !roll 12+12+16+16+12
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Boris : 12 + 12 + 16 + 16 + 12 = 68
                  DM: !roll 12+12+16+16+12
             DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : 12 + 12 + 16 + 16 + 12 = 68
               Taras: 68
Boris: bam
                  DM: Close!
             Nikolai: guys I hear the total is 68
Boris: rofl
                  DM: But the devourer yet hangs on to unlife.
            Albrecht: not quite destroyed?
                  DM: ALBRECHT    
             Nikolai: :|    
                  DM: Finish him!
             Nikolai: Son, I am disappoint.
            Albrecht: well then, let's re-apply power attack
            Albrecht: !try 25 20 15 10
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 25 = 30
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 20 = 22
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 15 = 31
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 10 = 11
             Nikolai: rofl
Boris: lol
            Albrecht: I see at least 2
                  DM: Amazingly, that last one is a miss
                Sven: nice shootin' Tex
            Albrecht: !roll 3d10+48+48
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Albrecht : 3d10 < 10 7 7 = 24 > + 48 + 48 = 120
Boris: dodges out if the way of the last swing
                Sven: you power attacked for . . . 48?
            Albrecht: 8
                Sven: :|    
Devourer: lets loose a silent scream as it is destroyed
» Devourer left the chat room.
                  DM: At about this time
             Nikolai: nods
                  DM: The latecomers show up
             Nikolai: Good work.
             Nikolai: Now what the heck are all these... eggs?
               Taras: picks up Zoya's chainsaw sword from the boneclaw pile and returns it to her
Boris: they walk in on us in th emiddle of the victory dance
                Zoya: Thanks.
                Sven: tries not to belch sunlight and rainbows
              Nestor: walks over and looks around
            Albrecht: knowing things is your job
            Albrecht: breaking them is mine
              Nestor: I see we have missed the excitement here, yes?
             Nikolai: tries to know things
               Taras: Amazing thing, that sword.
            Albrecht: wipes off the ghost touch sword, sheathes it, and recovers his main sword
                Zoya: Sure is.
               Taras: shakes his head and smiles
                Sven: those guys are slow :/
                  DM: Nikolai roll um
                  DM: mmm
               Taras: Never get tired of seeing it... When it's not inside of *me* that is.
                  DM: Let's go with K:religion and K:nature also for anyone who has
            Albrecht: !try 3;religion
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Albrecht :
             DiceBot: (religion)  1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 3 = 8
             Nikolai: !try 27;kr
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (kr)  1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 27 = 41
            Albrecht: knows nothing, Jon Snow
                  DM: Nature, anyone?
                Sven: sure
                  DM: Meanwhile
             Nikolai: A little help here, Sven?
                Sven: !try 28
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Sven :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 28 = 38
                  DM: Ok so
             Nikolai: (man how is your knowledge check higher than mine)
                  DM: What you guys realize is
                Sven: (I'm a druid, son)
             Nikolai: ( :| )
                  DM: These eggs are undead eggs, but they are... well, semi-living
                  DM: Like
                  DM: Remember those undead birds Siran had
             Nikolai: what.
             Nikolai: the undead birds grow??
             Nikolai: they hatch?
             Nikolai: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/294821/explainbullshit.jpg    
                  DM: Siran had, recall, two distinct kinds of undead birds
                  DM: One was made from the corpses of living birds
                  DM: But one
                  DM: Was created by taking the eggs of giant eagles and falcons
                  DM: And performing various necromantic rituals on them
             Nikolai: Well fuck THAT.
                  DM: In any case
                Sven: agreed.
                Sven: we fuck that.
             Nikolai: destroy them all says I
                  DM: THESE are not exactly the same sorts of eggs
            Albrecht: is there any reason we have to not destroy them?
                Sven: these are still motherfucking abominations
                  DM: They don't look like the right size or shape to be from the aforementioned
creatures
                  DM: Meanwhile
             Nikolai: Unless Nestor stops us...
Boris: !try 8;natureAnyway
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: (natureAnyway)  1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 8 = 13
                  DM: Zoya comments
                Sven: abominations that fuck mothers, I tells ya
Denis: Oh hey I think we saw what comes out of these.
                Zoya: said that
             Nikolai: (Zoya is like ms. observant today)
                Zoya: It's those... yeah, hey, didn't these things we just killed have them?
                Zoya: turns around and walks back over to the smashed piles of boneclaw
                Zoya: pokes one with her sword
                Zoya: This is totally that.
             Nikolai: blinks
             Nikolai: I'm not sure I follow.
               Taras: The armor and bits that they had.
                Zoya: Yeah.
               Taras: Huh. 
             Nikolai: You're saying the armor hatches from these eggs?
                Zoya: shrugs
              Nestor: Hm, yes...
Boris: armor eggs?
               Taras: Hatching your own armor eh...
              Nestor: On our way here, we came across a... laboratory, of sorts.
             Nikolai: (also while we're mulling this over, search the other two rooms)
               Taras: whispers something to Sven, you overhear the phrase "...armor's for the
birds."
             Nikolai: (and loot the first room)
              Nestor: There were some unfortunate people there, humans... quite dead, I'm afraid,
but it seemed as if they were being experimented upon.
Boris: How does that even work?  Does it hatch as small armor and grow up to fit a real fighter?
             Nikolai: (deathbringer corpses and goblin king corpse)
              Nestor: They had some of these... instruments... attached to their bodies.
                Sven: :|    
             Nikolai: listens intently
                Zoya: Chunks of eggs lying around, too.
                  DM: Now
                  DM: In the meantime
                  DM: The other two rooms
                  DM: At this end of the hallway
                  DM: Have crates of...
                  DM: Well, from the smell, it seems to be excrement
                  DM: Big ol' boxes of shit.
                Sven: :|    
             Nikolai: ...
                  DM: Packed in sacks.
               Taras: That's...
             Nikolai: whyyyyy
               Taras: looks slightly confused.
                  DM: Seems obvious, really
                  DM: Anyway
Boris: I've seen some pretty fucked up things
Boris: giant demon serpents in lizard temples
            Albrecht: fertilizer
Boris: gaps in reality
Boris: but THIS
Boris: ugh
                  DM: The corpses of the deathbringers have no loot except their flails
               Taras: takes a moment to inspect his badly charred self
                  DM: They are masterwork and Large and made of bone, but otherwise unexceptional
             Nikolai: Ok
             Nikolai: Injured people
             Nikolai: Stand here
Boris: isn't that injured, hesitates to stand there
             Nikolai: points
                  DM: Nikolai you notice that the alleged "fertilizer" is radiating faint
Necromancy.
             Nikolai: oh never mind that then
             Nikolai: investigates
               Taras: So it's unholy shit.
                Sven: :|    
                  DM: Nothing much to investigate
                  DM: At least
Boris: i like it
                  DM: Not without taking it to a well-appointed arcane laboratory and doing some
analyses
             Nikolai: Fine
             Nikolai: back to previous thing I said
             Nikolai: Injured people
             Nikolai: Over here
             Nikolai: points
               Taras: (I like to imagine that Nikolai had an ADD moment there. Was herding everyone
over then glanced and noticed the necromantic aura... just sort of wandered off for a moment)
Boris: sure, ill get my 13 hp back
             Nikolai: (you know if his wisdom wasn't so damn high I'd find that hilariously
appropriate)
             Nikolai: waits for everyone
                Sven: goes
             Nikolai: Come on, we don't have all day
                  DM: Nestor & friends are uninjured
             Nikolai: Consecrates the ground under him
                  DM: They have been suitably healed
             Nikolai: starts poking Sven and Boris with the ehealing stick
                  DM: Alright
                  DM: You heal everyone
                  DM: What now?
             Nikolai: I suppose we investigate the area more
                  DM: Ok.
             Nikolai: look for things left behind by Siran
            Albrecht: yep
             Nikolai: so
             Nikolai: heals for Boris:
            Albrecht: seek out useful info and valuables
             Nikolai: !roll 3d8+5
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 3d8 < 8 3 2 = 13 > + 5 = 18
             Nikolai: heals for Sven:
             Nikolai: !roll 4d8+7
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 4d8 < 5 1 5 6 = 17 > + 7 = 24
                  DM: So, Nestor informs you that though they encountered a bunch of lesser undead
in this place, Miroslav's summoned elementals were sicced on them and made short work of them
             Nikolai: how much are you missing
                Sven: 16 now
            Albrecht: also korolek's gear, but i trust that will be forum'd
             Nikolai: !roll 3d8+5
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 3d8 < 7 3 6 = 16 > + 5 = 21
                  DM: So the corridors and rooms in this hold are largely cleared of undead
                  DM: Ah yes, Korelek's gear
                Sven: merci buckets
             Nikolai: Where's Taras
                  DM: There IS something noteworthy there
             Nikolai: I saw Taras get mildly ruined
               Taras: is standing obediently in the circle
             Nikolai: k
               Taras: 142/214[212]
               Taras: 142/142[212]
             Nikolai: Hm
             Nikolai: also you're missing some levels?
               Taras: Yes, 60 vile and 2 neglevs
                  DM: As I mentioned when you faced the former Goblin King...
             Nikolai: Restoration
             Nikolai: Heal
             Nikolai: fix'd
             Nikolai: actually
             Nikolai: forget the Heal
             Nikolai: we can use shitty charges
             Nikolai: !roll 4d8+7
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 4d8 < 6 3 8 8 = 25 > + 7 = 32
                  DM: He had an assortment of weaponry on him, among them a sword which, for the
goblin, was a two-hander
             Nikolai: !roll 4d8+7
             DiceBot: rolls dice for Nikolai : 4d8 < 8 8 5 7 = 28 > + 7 = 35
                  DM: But upon closer inspection it is in fact clearly made for a Medium wielder
                  DM: And is a longsword
                  DM: It radiates transmutation magic
            Albrecht: is it the iron mask sword?
                  DM: It IS!
                Sven: oh rly
Boris: ?
                  DM: It bears the crest of House Holz, and the symbol of the Order of the Iron Mask
                  DM: At the base of the blade
                  DM: The blade itself is bulat steel, with veins of darker metal
                  DM: And when drawn
                  DM: All spellcasters nearby
            Albrecht: bulat?
                  DM: Immediately feel a dampening aura
                Sven: :|    
            Albrecht: ah I see, wikipedia explains
                  DM: Like they are heavier and slower... not physically, but magically!
                  DM: Anyway
                  DM: You can Identify it later
                Sven: put that shit away
                  DM: So
                  DM: As I was saying
                  DM: Thanks to the efforts of Nestor & Co., Siran's hold is largely cleared of
undead
             Nikolai: takes some of the necromantic excrement for later analysis
                  DM: Nestor leads you to the laboratory he mentioned
                  DM: And you also find several others like it
                  DM: As promised, it does contain, stretched out and strapped to wooden racks,
humans - now dead, clearly having died in agony - in various stages of having living weaponry
attached to their bodies
               Taras: You know Nikolai, you've never seemed the type to take shit. Especially not
from goblins.
             Nikolai: First time for everything.
               Taras: grins and nods
             Nikolai: But seriously, this has been enchanted with some sort of necromancy.
             Nikolai: I intend to figure it out when we're back home.
                  DM: Bone blades, chitinous armor, strange contraptions which look somewhat similar
to crossbows (but made entirely of bone), pulsating organs, all attached to their host bodies with
tendrils of undead flesh
             Nikolai: :|    
                  DM: And, as Zoya said, giant pieces of eggshell scattered about
                  DM: Exactly like the intact eggs you saw in that storeroom
                  DM: There are many living quarters here in this hold
                  DM: Once occupied by Siran's goblin minions, now clearly long empty
                  DM: Except one
                  DM: A small room, with a cot and writing desk
                  DM: It seems to have been used recently, but hastily abandoned.
            Albrecht: which houses a conveniently alive, free, and helpful Koschei the Immortal
                  DM: Hah :p
            Albrecht: aw
Boris: booooo
             Nikolai: thinks
             Nikolai: (Sandy, is "show me this room a day ago" valid query for the Eye?)
                  DM: Hm
                  DM: I'll allow it.
             Nikolai: looks up
             Nikolai: Kai.
                Sven: time travel
             Nikolai: (no shut up)
                  DM: Kai's voice issues forth from a vantage point above you
» obormot joined the chat room.
» obormot is now known as Kai.
Kai: Yes.
               Taras: We've got some shit for you to take a look at.
             Nikolai: See if you can have the Eye show you this room in the recent past... perhaps a
day or so ago?
             Nikolai: looks at Boris for confirmation
Boris: nods
Kai: Very well.
             Nikolai: Thanks.
                  DM: You feel the Eye's gaze recede from you
                  DM: Several minutes pass
                  DM: Anything you want to do in the meantime?
Boris: deals Go Fish
             Nikolai: search the room for anything relevant
                  DM: k.
                  DM: Roll Search checks, anyone who has.
Boris: !try 25;search
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: (search)  1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 25 = 36
                  DM: Here's what you discover
                  DM: First, the cot has not been used
                  DM: No one has slept in this for a while
                  DM: At least weeks, possibly longer
Boris: !try 8;survival_tracking
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: (survival_tracking)  1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 8 = 9
Boris: lol
                  DM: The writing desk has been sat at and used, recently
Boris: hasn't had to examine anything like tracks for far too long
Boris: you guys spoil me with that eye...
             Nikolai: lol
                  DM: You're in the middle of searching the walls and such for anything hidden or
whatnot when...
                  DM: You feel the Eye's gaze once more upon you.
             Nikolai: (i gotta say I do enjoy having a majordomo for things like this)
                  DM: Oh, btw
                  DM: Do you allow Nestor & co. to see you using the Eye and talking to Kai?
                  DM: Or do you want to avoid that
             Nikolai: no we avoid that
                  DM: Ok
             Nikolai: we split up gang
                  DM: So some of you go investigate with them I suppose?
                  DM: Anyway
             Nikolai: sure
             Nikolai: me and boris chill here
             Nikolai: searching
Kai: There was someone here.
Kai: A humanoid, but I could not see its race or features.
               Taras: goes with them
             Nikolai: Why not?
Kai: He or she had on a hooded cloak.
             Nikolai: Ah.
                Sven: such technology
Boris: the Cosmic divine powers clique?
Kai: The person was not doing anything of note, only waiting, it seemed.
                  DM: Meanwhile
                  DM: Boris    
                  DM: You fiiiind...
                  DM: A hidden compartment in a wall!
             Nikolai: Did you manage to see he/she/it leave the room?
Kai: No.
Boris: ooooo
Boris: check it for the traps of course, have Nikolai look at it, then pop it open
             Nikolai: perks up
             Nikolai: What did you find, Boris?
                  DM: Traps: apparently none.
Boris: Looks like a hidden panel...
Boris: looks safe enough to open...you see anything?
             Nikolai: looks
                  DM: It's a small panel, barely a foot wide and a few inches high
Boris: not magiced or the like
                  DM: Whatever is inside radiates faint abjuration and illusion.
             Nikolai: 's eye glows with slightly more intensity for a brief moment
             Nikolai: There's something in there, but the door has no magic.
Boris: opens the thing
                  DM: You turn the panel aside - it's a simple thing, no top-notch construction here
- and see, inside, a sheaf of parchment
             Nikolai: Wait.
             Nikolai: inspects for 3 rounds
                  DM: Sorry, not illusion - transmutation
               Taras: It's a scroll of Koschei the Immortal
                  DM: Abj and trans
                  DM: The parchment radiates that.
                  DM: Faint.
             Nikolai: and nothing more specific
             Nikolai: ?
                  DM: Oh you can see exact spells, right
             Nikolai: of course
                  DM: k
             Nikolai: who do you think I am
                  DM: Secret Page and
                  DM: Nondetection
                  DM: Of, evidently, a low CL.
             Nikolai: I assume I trivially made the CL check
             Nikolai: ok
             Nikolai: picks it up
                  DM: k
             Nikolai: Now... 
             Nikolai: Secret Page can be dispelled
                  DM: Correct
             Nikolai: to reveal the original writing
             Nikolai: ok
             Nikolai: GDM
Boris: good night secret page
             Nikolai: though first
             Nikolai: for funsies
             Nikolai: what's the secret page version
             Nikolai: something silly?
                  DM: The parchments currently appear to be reports
                  DM: On like
             Nikolai: k
                  DM: Combat capabilities of various undead
             Nikolai: GDM
                  DM: Boneclaws and ghouls and such
                  DM: k
                  DM: Your bonus is?
             Nikolai: max?
                  DM: k
                  DM: Success!
                  DM: The illusion is dispelled and the real writings revealed.
                Sven: once again, successfully punching magic in the face
             Nikolai: reads
                  DM: The parchments are ACTUALLY spell research notes
                  DM: Basically
                  DM: Whoever wrote this
                  DM: Was gathering data for aid in researching a very specific spell
                  DM: Roll Spellcraft
             Nikolai: !try 29
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 29 = 49
               Taras: *audience chant* Don't... shit... the bed
             Nikolai: <_<
               Taras: BED IS UNSHIT.
                  DM: Fantastic
             Nikolai: >_>
                  DM: So apparently
               Taras: SPOTLESS IMMACULATE BED.
             Nikolai: !try 29;confirm
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (confirm)  1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 29 = 39
                Sven: lol.
Boris: no skid marks
             Nikolai: \o\
             Nikolai: /o/
                  DM: The author of these notes was trying to assist in - he or she wasn't doing the
spell research, only data-gathering for someone else - the creation of a very specific, very niche,
but very powerful version of the Locate Creature spell
                  DM: This spell would only work on undead
             Nikolai: o
             Nikolai: rly
Boris: so how would it be powerful?
                  DM: And would function by identifying the specific way in which an undead
creature's negative energy field interacted with the world
Boris: so just longer range?
                  DM: It would be powerful due to having - unlike Locate Creature - unlimited range.
                  DM: It would be specific and limited by only working on one creature type
                  DM: That is, one kind of undead
                  DM: In any case
             Nikolai: So
             Nikolai: Later we're going to Legend Lore this.
                  DM: To develop the spell, whoever was trying to make it needed detailed data on
various undead
                  DM: And research
                  DM: Apparently
             Nikolai: actually
                  DM: From the notes here
                  DM: You surmise that having the Book of Bones as a reference would have massively
helped the process
                  DM: But
                  DM: In the absence of said tome
             Nikolai: is "show us whoever wrote these notes" sufficient for the Eye? or would we
have to go the route of "show me these notes X days ago"
                  DM: The mage who wanted to develop the spell sent their minion, the author of
these notes, here to Nightscree
                  DM: To examine, experiment upon, and investigate the assorted undead present here,
created by Siran
Boris: maybe show you the first few minutes of those notes being written
                  DM: As for the Eye, yes, you'd have to say "show me these notes X days ago"
             Nikolai: Ok that seems annoying
             Nikolai: we'll Legend Lore it later
            Albrecht: just to interpret… this would let us basically long-range locate creature
specific undead?
             Nikolai: If we were actually researching the spell
            Albrecht: possibly bypassing anti-divination spells too?
                  DM: One specific kind of undead
             Nikolai: which i suppose we could do
                  DM: Possibly that yes
            Albrecht: ah, a specific type
             Nikolai: can we tell from the notes which type
            Albrecht: of course, Koschei is not a type of undead
                  DM: Maybe
                  DM: Roll K:religion
             Nikolai: !try 27;kr
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (kr)  1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 27 = 33
                  DM: Nah.
             Nikolai: ok well
             Nikolai: this bears investigation
               Taras: Let's get Sven's people on it right away then.
                  DM: sees what you did there
               Taras: (isn't actually there but felt comelled)
               Taras: compelled*
                  DM: and is displeased
                Sven: :|    
             Nikolai: Kai, try to have the Eye follow this hooded individual backwards a few days to
see if you can make who or what he is.
             Nikolai: For reference, it seems he/she/it was working on this.
             Nikolai: holds up notes
Kai: I see.
             Nikolai: That might also help.
                  DM: The Eye's gaze, after lingering for several moments, recedes...
                  DM: Some time passes
                  DM: What do you want to do in the meantime
             Nikolai: Rejoin the others
                  DM: k.
             Nikolai: I sending to Kai that he should contact us when we're no longer in the
presence of our allies
                  DM: k.
                  DM: So
             Nikolai: Continue searching for anything relevant!
                  DM: As you do so
             Nikolai: And splitting up as needed
                  DM: Nestor approaches you
              Nestor: I wonder, Nikolai...
             Nikolai: put the notes in his scroll case before leaving the room
             Nikolai: Hm?
              Nestor: Had you considered what you intend to do with those eggs?
              Nestor: They may, it seems to me, have some value...
             Nikolai: I have no use for them.
             Nikolai: My only thought was to destroy them.
             Nikolai: What were you thinking?
              Nestor: Mmm... only that, with their creators defeated, those... devices, I suppose we
might say, could be put to good use.
              Nestor: It is, after all, hardly prudent to throw away such unique things.
                  DM: Zoya, having not paid attention to this conversation, now pipes up
                Zoya: Hey, shouldn't we go see how the battle's going outside?
             Nikolai: shrugs
               Taras: How many Deathbringers were there in total?
               Taras: We killed three?
            Albrecht: 6-7
             Nikolai: (if we've searched everything then I see no problem)
            Albrecht: we took out 4
                  DM: You killed 4
               Taras: Four.
             Nikolai: Let us proceed outside then.
               Taras: Probably a bit chaotic out there right now, but there's probably some good
fighting left to do.
                  DM: And yeah, at this point you've searched the place; it's conceivable that a
much more thorough search would reveal more things, i.e. hidden compartments or secret doors or
whatnot, but that'd take days.
             Nikolai: Nestor, if you think you can put these to good use then they're yours.
              Nestor: Thank you.
                  DM: You proceed outside
                  DM: And it is indeed more chaotic than you left it!
                  DM: First of all
                  DM: A notable part of the city is on fire.
            Albrecht: my skin crawls at the notion of using those things
                  DM: Sviatogor and his retinue of goblin bat riders are continuing their
firebombing
Boris: this is the goblin city right?
                  DM: Sure is
                  DM: The Kievan forces have, you now see, made quite a bit of headway into
Nightscree
               Taras: Well if it works how we think it might, then wouldn't /it/ be crawling on your
skin?
               Taras: You'd have to imagine having a suit of living armor would make a pretty
intimidating sight though.
                  DM: You spot, to the west of the city, some goblins - living ones, from what you
can tell - trying to escape Nightscree
                  DM: Of course, the western pass, the only way out of the valley, is blocked by
Anton Saratov and a contingent of guardsmen
                  DM: So they are unlikely to get far
Boris: mercy?  HAH
                  DM: You can't make out, from where you are, what's going on in the north of the
city, where the goblins of Tarpeian Rock are supposed to be attacking
                  DM: All in all
                  DM: There is no major resistance
               Taras: Huh.
               Taras: looks around
             Nikolai: Hm.
                  DM: The remaining deathbringers are nowhere to be found... nope, there's one, Sven
spots it, with his keen vision
                  DM: It is dead
                  DM: And burning.
             Nikolai: excellent
            Albrecht: well, I am curious how effective these things are… but I'm rather unnerved by
them
Boris: sweet
                  DM: At least one deathbringer is unaccounted for
               Taras: What, is it really any different from wearing furs?
                  DM: Now
                  DM: If you want to rise to a higher altitude
                  DM: And try to see more of what's happening
                  DM: Then please roll Spot
Boris: !try 22;spotLessThanSven
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Boris :
             DiceBot: (spotLessThanSven)  1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 22 = 27
               Taras: Well I guess the furs aren't alive WHILE you're wearing them.
               Taras: thinks a bit
             Nikolai: Gonna leave that to Sven.
                  DM: Technically this weaponry isn't alive either!
                  DM: It's undead.
                Sven: !try 29
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Sven :
             DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 29 = 39
                  DM: Sven, you see that most of the living graveyards have been destroyed as well
                  DM: There's one left, on the west side of the city
                Sven: though if I'm rising as a bird
                Sven: that's really a 47
               Taras: thinks out loud
                  DM: Which means thatr
               Taras: Oh hey, imagine if you could get it trained a bit. An extra claw or two that
can swat at things.
                  DM: Most of the undead in Nightscree are now
                  DM: 1. Uncontrolled
            Albrecht: the raw power monger in me wants these if they are useful… the part of me that
wants to become king needs a positive reputation is concerned about how that would be seen… and the
rest of me is just creeped out
                  DM: 2. No longer have their desecrate-aura enhancing them
                Sven: so let's burn down the fucking city and call it a day
                  DM: While there is still much fighting to be done
                  DM: The battle is, effectively, won
               Taras: Well even Kings need to handle unsavory things now and again. 
               Taras: You might not need to make use of it yourself, but perhaps some agents 
                  DM: Kiev and its allies are victorious!
             Nikolai: \o/
Boris: boo yah
                  DM: So.
                  DM: Meanwhile
                  DM: The gaze of the Eye of Colothys is once more upon you
                  DM: And Kai reports his findings:
Kai: I have watched the inhabitant of that room over the course of some days.
                Sven: . . . stalker.
Kai: His cloak and hood stayed on at all times, but I did not see him eat or sleep; so he was not
alive, or not mortal.
               Taras: Are you sure it was a he?
             Nikolai: nods
Kai: I am not.
             Nikolai: What was it doing?
Kai: He, or perhaps she or it, spent their days observing the other inhabitants of the hold and the
city, casting minor spells on them, Detect Magic mostly, and similar divinations.
             Nikolai: Hm.
             Nikolai: Just as the notes said... sent to observe the undead.
Kai: He seemed to have the cooperation of the masters of the city.
Kai: Even deference.
               Taras: blinks
            Albrecht: hmm
               Taras: Wait, who is this?
            Albrecht: theory:
               Taras: (we were split up when you guys searched that)
            Albrecht: agent of Astrid
            Albrecht: though I don't know why Astrid would be seeking an undead-locator
                  DM: Roll K:religion plz
                  DM: Aaaand
               Taras: [I'm assuming you share the info]
                  DM: K:history
             Nikolai: !try 27;kr 27;kh
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Nikolai :
             DiceBot: (kr)  1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 27 = 41
             DiceBot: (kh)  1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 27 = 41
                  DM: Flawless victory
            Albrecht: unless koschei is some sort of undead
             Nikolai: shares this info when Nestor & co are not around
                  DM: You realize that a death knight - a champion of Hel - which is what Koschei
was...
Boris: // do we reay think Koschei would be here?
                  DM: Is in fact, technically, undead
             Nikolai: :o    
            Albrecht: oh, he is?
            Albrecht: no, not here
                  DM: Though does not share many of the properties of most undead
            Albrecht: but this is a spell that would let you find death knights
               Taras: So then we just have to cast this spell then.
             Nikolai: Well we don't *have* the spell
Boris: or finish researching it
             Nikolai: Just the notes.
                Sven: yionk
                  DM: It sure would help if you had the Book of Bones
                Sven: yoink, even
             Nikolai: Good thing we do
            Albrecht: oh wait
               Taras: Well that should take, what, a week locked in your library, yes?
                  DM: Which is currently in the possession of one Ileana
             Nikolai: Wait a sec
             Nikolai: She didn't give it back?
                  DM: Noooope
                Sven: didn't we trade that shity
             Nikolai: Why do I remember her giving it back
            Albrecht: pretty sure she was supposed to give it back
                  DM: She was SUPPOSED to
            Albrecht: are we just still in the period where she has it?
                  DM: But she has yet to do so
               Taras: chuckles
                  DM: She was like
                  DM: I need to do research
               Taras: Yes because she would ever simply offer to do so.
                  DM: and such
                  DM: And investigate this!
            Albrecht: did we actually let her have an open-ended timeframe?
                  DM: But I will totally give it back I promise
                  DM: Well
                  DM: Not as such, no
                  DM: You also never demanded it back
                  DM: It was supposed to be like
                  DM: 2 weeks?
                  DM: Some timeframe like that
            Albrecht: so basically, what you're saying
                  DM: That has now passed
            Albrecht: is that she didn't give it back
               Taras: See Nikolai, this is why I try to keep you on your toes about this sort of
thing.
            Albrecht: and because we spent like 6 months playing through 3 days...
            Albrecht: then 2 months went by on forums
            Albrecht: and since it had been forever in real time since we loaned it, we forgot
» Kai left the chat room.
             Nikolai: The problem is
                  DM: ... ping timeout, really
             Nikolai: I have very specific memories of something entirely different happening
» obormot joined the chat room.
» obormot is now known as Kai.
             Nikolai: from what Sandy just described
                  DM: How's that
             Nikolai: and now it's going to botther me.
            Albrecht: maybe we need to check logs
             Nikolai: I am
                  DM: Well
                  DM: In any case
                  DM: (It's possible I am misremembering, that happens, but regardless)
                  DM: That has no effect on this current moment
                  DM: So
                  DM: Do you guys want to stick around and help clean up
                  DM: Or
                  DM: Leave
                  DM: Or
                  DM: Something else
            Albrecht: honestly, we've done enough to win the fight
                  DM: Yep
                  DM: Definitely
             Nikolai: Yeah
            Albrecht: let's make sure we're mot leaving anything we'd like to take behind
                  DM: You've more than carried out your mission
             Nikolai: I'm happy to leave.
             Nikolai: what adam said
                  DM: I assume that's basically Korelek's gear
                  DM: There was nothing else particularly valuable there
            Albrecht: maybe a little more searching
                  DM: As I said
            Albrecht: but i suspect we've found everything worth finding
            Albrecht: days, yes
                  DM: More searching is futile unless you want to spend many days combing the place
                  DM: If you want to take some of those eggs you can
                  DM: Otherwise yeah.
            Albrecht: well
            Albrecht: do we have any estimate of how useful they might be?
               Taras: Well, seaweed monster, a few bird armor eggs...
                Sven: mehhhh
               Taras: We could have quite a zoo.
                Sven: kill all that shit
               Taras: Oh don't be so heartless!
                  DM: No estimate, no
               Taras: What did it ever do to you.
             Nikolai: ok it didn't go down exactly like that but it is close
                  DM: So it seems like Taras wants to take some eggs?
                  DM: Or nah
               Taras: Assuming Sven doesn't like swat it out of my hand
               Taras: I'll totally take one or two. How large are these
                  DM: About a foot long
               Taras: Oh sure.
                  DM: k.
                  DM: You return (right?) to your Acheron base
            Albrecht: well
            Albrecht: we report in
                  DM: mmm yes
            Albrecht: like smart, dutiful people
                  DM: Good call
                  DM: General Zeleniy is currently engaged in battle, leading the charge into the
city, but you find one of his adjutants and make your report
             Nikolai: Yeah ok, Ileana asked to hang onto the book
             Nikolai: a
             Nikolai: nd we let her
             Nikolai: because she was doing stuff for us
               Taras: Like making a negative energy machine
            Albrecht: (I don't know if they were going to pay us or anything… probably not)
             Nikolai: exactly that
                  DM: The man informs you that the General will surely want to see you after the
battle is concluded
               Taras: See, she's so kind and considerate.
             Nikolai: Sandy I assume our notes from the thorough studying of the book are
insufficient for this purpose
                  DM: To properly express Kiev's appreciation and gratitude for your involvement
             Nikolai: Fine by me
                  DM: He tells you that the destruction of the deathbringers was noticed immediately
            Albrecht: sounds like we'll need to arrange another meeting with her to pick it up
                  DM: As the undead forces were thrown into disarray
             Nikolai: yeah, if she wants to part with it
                  DM: As for your notes
                  DM: They will be of help!
                  DM: it's possible you'll be able to reconstruct this spell with just those
                  DM: We will see
            Albrecht: how long will it take to figure that out?
             Nikolai: but... unlikely? takes 500 years?
                Sven: don't shit the bed
             Nikolai: spell seems to work but actually ends the universe?
                  DM: (it will involve some skill checks)
                  DM: It'll take longer yes, not years, weeks
                  DM: Or you might fail
                  DM: (by rolling low)
            Albrecht: like, it will take weeks more with the notes than with the full book?
                  DM: Yes
            Albrecht: or it will take weeks regardless, but the full book provides a bigger bonus?
            Albrecht: hmm
            Albrecht: now....
            Albrecht: we encountered some hooded & cloaked minions
                  DM: Anyway
            Albrecht: when we got the book
                  DM: Yep
            Albrecht: were those ileana's or astrid's?
            Albrecht: I am trying to recall; I am pretty sure we came up with a pretty clear
indication, if nothing explicit
                  DM: Since a minion dressed and acting exactly like that subsequently served as
proxy for Astrid's meeting with you guys
                  DM: You surmised that it was in fact Astrid's dude
            Albrecht: ok then
             Nikolai: yep
            Albrecht: astrid is trying to locate death knights magically
             Nikolai: seems reasonable
             Nikolai: maybe we should just go to her
            Albrecht: possibly
            Albrecht: she seemed on the level
            Albrecht: comparatively
             Nikolai: or maybe we should go to Ileana first
             Nikolai: say we need the book
             Nikolai: and THEN go to Astrid
            Albrecht: yeah, imo we need the book
                  DM: Now
            Albrecht: worth a lot more to have it
                  DM: Before you guys discuss further
Boris: We could offer Vasilly's services in inappropriate ways
                  DM: Can I get, real quick, an outline of what you plan to do in the immediate next
say
                  DM: Several days
                  DM: I won't hold you to it
             Nikolai: get in touch with Ileana
             Nikolai: see if we can finagle the book back
             Nikolai: that's thing 1
             Nikolai: things 2 through X depend on the outcome of that imo
                  DM: Ok
                  DM: Well
                  DM: Later that day
             Nikolai: the other thing is that I am going to Legend Lore these papers
             Nikolai: to confirm our suspicions
               Taras: Without Vasily this is going to be a bit more complicated.
                  DM: We'll handle that on forums
Boris: try to channell ultimate diefic power?
             Nikolai: and any other new data the DM wants to give us
                  DM: Similarly IDing of loot will be on forums
                  DM: Meanwhile
                  DM: Later that day
             Nikolai: sure
             Nikolai: just saying
             Nikolai: (since you asked(
                  DM: k
                  DM: Nikolai, you get a Sending from a Cult agent, relaying the message that
General Bodrashov wants you to contact him
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             Nikolai: What did General Zeleniy have for us
                  DM: Fighting is still going on, you were told to get in touch with him like, in
the evening
                  DM: Or next morning
                  DM: So nothing yet
                  DM: This is before that.
             Nikolai: oh
             Nikolai: Well
             Nikolai: I am running incredibly low on spells
               Taras: We could retire to one of the warcamps for a night's rest.
             Nikolai: closest thing we could do is head to Bodrashov's house
             Nikolai: if he's there
               Taras: Oh you still have some travel spells
             Nikolai: well that's in a staff
            Albrecht: or just see him tomorrow
             Nikolai: sure
             Nikolai: w
             Nikolai: we can do that
                  DM: Ok
             Nikolai: sounds to me like we'd be spinning our wheels here at the war if we do
                  DM: Yep
             Nikolai: so I was thinking we'd come back here tomorrow
            Albrecht: well… if we got going now
            Albrecht: when would we get to bodrashov?
                Sven: I still have a TvP in a staff if that helps
                  DM: If you have TvP in a staff then you could be there in mere moments
             Nikolai: sounds good
             Nikolai: let's do that
                  DM: Another problem solved by
                  DM: MAGIC
             Nikolai: we still have wind walk available to get back
                  DM: Ok.
                  DM: You arrive at Bodrashov's residence in the Valdai Highlands
                  DM: The General is at home
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                  DM: Hearing his dog bark at your arrival, Bodrashov opens the door to let you in
Gen_Bodrashov: looks around at you all
Gen_Bodrashov: Where's Vasily?
                Sven: pets the fuck out of the dog
Gen_Bodrashov: Our people say they can't get ahold of him either.
             Nikolai: (did vasily leave any sort of thing we're supposed to say?)
                  DM: "gone fishin'"
                Sven: lol.
             Nikolai: He went fishing, General.
             Nikolai: :p    
            Albrecht: gg
                  DM: Vasily basically said
                  DM: "Make up something plausible but don't tell the Cult the truth"
                  DM: He himself would have made up a ridiculous story
             Nikolai: well
             Nikolai: I have no ideas
             Nikolai: anyone?
             Nikolai: \
               Taras: (does plausible include information that he's gone to do research?)
Boris: Vasilly is off on a secret mission to find teh holy sword and stop the great beast from
Sven's vissions from destroying the mana fortress
               Taras: (Like is admitting that he's not available off the table?)
             Nikolai: ...
                Sven: (I sure hope he succeeds)
             Nikolai: suddenly, the plot of Secret of Mana?
Boris: why not
                  DM: (I, not being Oliver, can't actually imagine what said story would be)
                  DM: But the point here is that the Cult's not to know what V's actually up to
            Albrecht: Indeed not
               Taras: But what does 'actually up to' mean
             Nikolai: Well
               Taras: Is that specifically the airship
            Albrecht: It is interesting he sent a  sending to not Vasily
             Nikolai: I am in no shape to try and make up a plausible story right now
               Taras: Or is it that he's completely unavailable, etc.
                Sven: are we allowed to say "we have no idea"?
             Nikolai: as it is t-minus bedtime
                  DM: Yeah.
            Albrecht: I would lean to a totally generic "working on a special project" type of thing
            Albrecht: hmm
                  DM: (we're finishing up within 10min)
            Albrecht: it is indeed
             Nikolai: So
            Albrecht: despite what the cable box says
             Nikolai: let's say we provide a plausible story
               Taras: It is T-GoT, clearly.
             Nikolai: to be filled in later
Boris: he's deep in meditation and does not wish to be disturbed
               Taras: !try 26;diplomacy
             DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taras :
             DiceBot: (diplomacy)  1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 26 = 34
               Taras: f.
Gen_Bodrashov: looks displeased
Gen_Bodrashov: Hell of a time he's picked!
                Sven: shrugs
            Albrecht: he has a talent for that
Gen_Bodrashov: So, this war with the goblins that Kiev's gone on.
Gen_Bodrashov: It goes well, I hear... they plan to attack the main goblin city.
               Taras: What if it falls?
             Nikolai: They already did.
Gen_Bodrashov: Yes? And what was the outcome?
            Albrecht: More of… they're doing so right now
               Taras: closes his eyes and suppressed a grumble
Gen_Bodrashov: How do you know this, anyway?
             Nikolai: shrugs
Gen_Bodrashov: No, no matter now.
             Nikolai: We were just there.
Gen_Bodrashov: Fighting for Kiev? Hah. Good for you.
Gen_Bodrashov: But more importantly for us...
               Taras: 's affect goes flat and he stares blankly at Nikolai
Gen_Bodrashov: My people have taken many of their clerics, the goblins, over these weeks of
fighting...
Gen_Bodrashov: And...
                Sven: (uh oh is it key time)
Gen_Bodrashov: Our people at the base tell me the key is ready.
             Nikolai: ... Already??
Gen_Bodrashov: The last of those clerics will be fed to it soon, within days.
Gen_Bodrashov: And that will be that.
               Taras: So it doesn't much matter if the city falls then.
Gen_Bodrashov: There's to be a gathering of the important people, to witness the, how did Chernovsky
put it... "activation".
Gen_Bodrashov: The lich will be there, of course, and Astrid, Ileana... most of the inner circle.
            Albrecht: (I thought they needed to get the one to wield the key… i.e. koschei)
Gen_Bodrashov: Vasily of course would also be expected.
                  DM: The prophecy says
             Nikolai: (not to activate it)
                  DM: The key, the instrument, and the one to wield it (i.e. wield the instrument)
            Albrecht: ah
                  DM: Activation of the key happens as soon as it eats the requisite number of
spellcasters
               Taras: I suppose I will have to attend then, as his second.
                  DM: And that threshold, it seems, will be met with the latest batch of goblin
clerics.
Gen_Bodrashov: looks at Taras skeptically
            Albrecht: quick, shove chernovsky into it
            Albrecht: (ooc)
Boris: lol
               Taras: stares Bodrashov down
Gen_Bodrashov: Do you know much about magic?
Gen_Bodrashov: Never mind. Bring your friends here.
               Taras: Vasily's presence is not required due to his knowledge of magic, is it?
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             Nikolai: Pretty sure it is, actually.
Gen_Bodrashov: That's exactly why I brought him into the inner circle!
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            Albrecht: Vasily's presence is expected due to his position in the inner circle and his
role in getting the key...
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            Albrecht: plus Bodrashov wants a caster he can "trust"
             Nikolai: Regardless
             Nikolai: We will be there because we brought Zmei Gromovoi's journal to you all.
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Gen_Bodrashov: Yes, they will not object, I am sure.
             Nikolai: Regardless of whether or not Vasily is present.
Gen_Bodrashov: You realize what this means?
Gen_Bodrashov: We're a step closer!
            Albrecht: (ooc, I presume that if vasily is contactable and able to show up, he will do
so)
             Nikolai: It means that we're out of time.
Gen_Bodrashov: Out of time? After almost four decades!
             Nikolai: When is this supposed to happen?
Gen_Bodrashov: shrugs
Gen_Bodrashov: They haven't set a date.
             Nikolai: Good.
Gen_Bodrashov: Within the week, no more.
             Nikolai: Good enough.
Gen_Bodrashov: It will be announced at the base.
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               Taras: Exciting times we live in.
               Taras: smiles
Gen_Bodrashov: Our people there know it's coming, of course.
Gen_Bodrashov: Everyone is expecting it.
             Nikolai: Have them contact one of us directly with the information.
             Nikolai: Whenever it is decided.
Gen_Bodrashov: nods
Gen_Bodrashov: And...
Gen_Bodrashov: If you can call Vasily back - do it!
Gen_Bodrashov: Find him... I don't know.
Gen_Bodrashov: If not...
             Nikolai: shrugs
Gen_Bodrashov: Well.
             Nikolai: I don't think we can, but if we find him we will certainly let him know.
Gen_Bodrashov: So be it.
Obormot_: Alright
Obormot_: Unless you have anything else to discuss with Bodrashov
Boris: (maybe I should just plan to backstab loki...)
             Nikolai: (that was always the plan)
                Sven: you have divine rank now - maybe that's a thing :)
                Sven: us mortals shall simply look on helplessly
Obormot_: We'll handle the rest of stuff - the meeting with General Zeleniy, contacting Ileana, loot
- on the forums
               Taras: okie
             Nikolai: sounds good to me
Obormot_: Also Legend Lore
             Nikolai: yep
Obormot_: Before we disperse
Obormot_: Who wants to see a loot listing
             Nikolai: me
Obormot_: For Korelek's gear
                Sven: sure
Boris: why no
Boris: t
                Sven: hold forth with the motherfucking goodie basket
Obormot\Gaia: Small +1 darkflame short sword (8,310 gp), small +1 darkflame short sword (8,310 gp),
iron mask blade (20,575 gp), masterwork shortspear (301 gp), ring of protection +1 (2,000 gp), Small
+2 studded leather armor (4,175 gp), boots of celerity (11,520 gp), masterwork hand crossbow x2 (800
gp), belt of health +2 (4,000 gp); potions: cure serious wounds x3 (600 gp), invisibility x2 (100
gp), gaseous form (200 gp); poisons:
Obormot\Gaia:  huge centipede poison (crossbow bolts) (DC 18; 1d6/1d6 Dex), sassone leaf residue
(shortspear) (DC 18; 2d12 hp/1d6 Con).
             Nikolai: wtf is darkflame
Obormot\Gaia: "The boots allow 400 feet of dimension jumping per day."
Obormot\Gaia: (in 10 ft increments)
                Sven: oh really.
Obormot\Gaia: Darkflame is like Flaming but with +1 vile fire damage
Obormot\Gaia: +1d6 fire +1 vile fire
             Nikolai: :|    
Obormot\Gaia: And that's a wrap.
Obormot\Gaia: Questions/comments?
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                Sven: nope
Obormot\Gaia: Alrighty
             Nikolai: it might be time to bust out the time artifacts again
             Nikolai: to try and beat everyone to the punch
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Boris: night i guess
Boris: I'm not sure what our options are either
Boris: we could betray them all and kill the casters :)
             Nikolai: nah
             Nikolai: we want the key active
Boris: but we'd likey have to kill ALL of their casters that aren't "established", and its in
general a bad idea anyway
Boris: so what's the best case scenario for us
Boris: Loki comes back and we get a mirror?
             Nikolai: nah
             Nikolai: my personal favored endgame is that we kill Loki
             Nikolai: Taras might not like that though :p